*•ASAP_Ndindi😎•*

*•ASAP_Ndindi😎•*

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Tunafaa tuvae Jersey sisi wote tujifanye tumeingia tao kusherekea kikombe tukifika huko tugeuze ikue maandamano

[W @Wangariiii_]

There is no sane person that will look at this government and say, yea, we need a second term. No sane person!

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

After overtaxing you, drowning you in debt and cooking the shadiest fuel deals in our history, this govt now wants applause for ‘negotiating’ a crisis it created.

They hike prices, blame a ‘global crisis’, then compromise a few loud voices into silence and call it leadership.

Kenya doesn’t need photo‑ops and KSh10 gimmicks on diesel. We need the extractive cartel state dismantled.

We must Reset, Restore & Rebuild Kenya #Ukombozi

@UGMParty @Maraga27 @ntvkenya @citizentvkenya @tv47digital @StandardKenya @TheStarKenya @NationAfrica

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Fuel up 46 shillings
Electricity up by 4 shillings with less units
Salaries stay the same
Taxation stays the same
Unemployment at its highest with industries closing

Parliament is silent

All 349 of you will go

[elé —lorraine bracco's lovebot ♡₊˚⊹ @braccobelle]

the japanese box set for the 3rd season is SO cool

[Softboy @softboywin]

spelling my name wrong in an email when my email has my name IN IT, is one of the most annoying forms of microagression

[Rihanna @rihanna]

cover girrrrrlz!!!
baby Rocki served sumn serious on her first cover! came on set and shut her mama dowwwnn!!!! @wmag 🥹💞

Photography: Tim Walker
Styling: Jahleel Weaver
Editor in Chief: Sara Moonves
Creative Directors at Large: Kevin Tekinel and Charles Levai
Writer: Maxine Wally
Hair: Mustafa Yanaz using Fenty Hair
Makeup: Daniel Sällström using Fenty Beauty & Fenty Skin
Nails: Jenny Longworth
Set Design: Miguel Bento
Movement Director: Pat Boguslawski
Production: 138 Productions
Special Thanks to DJ Andy and Liwan
W VOLUME THREE 2026: THE POP ISSUE

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

langu is just reminding you to invest in Maraga's presidency,it will be good for our economy and general mental and physical wellbeing

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

An open flame and a frying pan Jesus Christ

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Whoever approved this safaricom app may their pillow be always hot on both sides

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

KPLC, it’s time to end this token nonsense.

Most Kenyans don’t need SMS.
Most don’t need to key in codes.

Just make it simple:
Pay -- tokens reflect -- power comes back instantly.

Anything else in 2026 is inefficiency.
Respect your customers.

[drey (25/26 )🏆 @Dreymwangi]

We ain’t voting for you either

[Njeri @NjeriMuchina2]

I don't know how to sustain friendships 😭
The calls, the texts, the meet ups, I can't. And if you're too enthusiastic I ghost. I just want to be left alone.

[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

Shughuli ya mbogi 2027 #TukoKadi

[Mina⋆౨ৎ˚⟡ @EXO_lovfr]

Cutting off a friend because they support ruto is a very valid and solid reason btw

[cult blood @sp0derm4nn]

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

[FREESUDAN 🇸🇩 @Nefertittie_]

Not a single person running on a UDA ticket is getting my vote.

[*•ASAP_Ndindi😎•* @Ms_Shellah]

Yo this song
#throwback.

https://t.co/ynDIJXlKxr

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

It is good that you have started another gig. Because kura nazo hupati