My Catholic Religion

Life long Catholic who thinks happiness is akin to sinfulness.

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

When is The Catholic Channel going to allow the very popular Conservative Voices that it has so viciously shut down, back into the afternoon drive time slot? IT IS TIME!
#GusAllDay #GusAllTheTime #MyCatholicReligion

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

@mbaesq @LT_TheBiblegeek @catholicguyshow @linorulli You also can talk loudly about the church’s cold air conditioning, your bunion cream, and that nasty Maryann Finklewater on Spruce Street, all while sitting in your pew before Mass begins. Bonus points if you also complain about that disruptive newborn making a fuss over there.

[Lino's Apartment Rat @RatInfestedNYC]

Retweet this if you want @FatherJimChern to play the stadium organ at Fenway Park for #CatholicGuyCon2019. Come on nasty @catholicguyshow listeners. Let’s make this dream a reality.

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

In 122 years, Punxsutawney Phil failed to see his shadow only 18 times.

@linorulli prophesied on @catholicguyshow the groundhog would see his shadow. GOOCHED!

Poor little land beaver had no chance...couldn’t have even found that shadow with @FatherJimChern’s dumb glasses.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

"A beautiful spring it shall be!" Punxsutawney Phil didn't see his shadow on Groundhog Day, and so winter's days are numbered https://t.co/TIn5TG6G3N

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

@FakeLino @RatInfestedNYC Would rather be friends with a nasty rat that can’t spell than an insecure person who trolls Twitter. #ImWithRat

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

This new finagled social meteor thing says it’s #MyTwitterAnniversary.

You heathens who listen to @catholicguyshow have nothing to do with my religion.

Sadly, this past year, I also learned that neither does the current My Catholic Religion hierarchy.

#MicDrop #SaltyHelen

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

@NewHusbandDoug @linorulli That’s what he gets for defaming the good character and prestigious fashion sense of our holy Knights of Columbus! I hope Jill locks you out until you repent and buy KoC life insurance!

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

@catholicguyshow When’s the Boring Catholic Radio pilgrimage? I can’t wait to get my Bengay on with Gus, Fr. Deavaney and Dr. Jennifer Pascual.

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

@frjims2students @FatherJimChern @MSUNewmanMouse Maybe you shouldn’t have blown your sizable donation from @FakeTylerV on silly doodads, doohickeys and gizmos. Then, you’d be able to afford this fine piece of literature.

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

Proud of you, son.
Mama didn’t raise no fool. https://t.co/jgagqCrCd5

[Dr. Richard Dick Judgerson @DrJudgerson]

Thank you to Mr. Rulli for letting me on the Good Shepherd Radio Hour yesterday. It brings mild hope to my heart that at least one damnned soul will be saved.

@linorulli @LT_TheBiblegeek @catholicguyshow

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

@LinosClock @catholicguyshow Well, you know what they say:

Once you go old, you’ll never go
.... to dinner after 5 p.m. again.

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

Wholly holy wholesome programming on @catholicguyshow yesterday. Made Gus Lloyd’s show look like a circus act.

Can’t wait to destroy a bag of Werther’s Original candies while listening to the next installment.

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

Up and at ‘em early for another day of Catholic television, Bingo and shuffleboard. #LivingDaDream

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

This is nasty! I don’t even have teeth anymore and even I wouldn’t eat that slop! https://t.co/irTBECZb97

[Kraft Singles @KraftSingles]

Combine two classic favorites in one bowl with our Mac & Grilled Cheese Tomato Soup recipe. https://t.co/WgImrE6AyF

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

@linorulli That’s kind of lucky. I woke up to the small of bunions and Bengay cream.

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

Number 7 on this list is “Your Life Needs to get Wrecked.”

The only thing we should be wrecking is the all-you-can-eat fish buffet at the HoJo’s tonight.

#GotACoupon #NotMyCatholicReligion https://t.co/SwxzcxwBXY

[Life Teen @LifeTeen]

Hey YOU! If you're not sure you really need to go on your youth group's upcoming retreat, think again! Here are 10 reasons going on a retreat would actually be a really great idea: https://t.co/DAsOJu5Szp

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

@linorulli Cats are demon animals! Their nine lives come from the evil one! Why do you think there are no cats in the Bible? God banished them to Hell! I don’t know what you have to do with my Catholic religion!

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

@catholicguyshow Cats are demon animals! Their nine lives come from the evil one! Why do you think there are no cats in the Bible? God banished them to Hell! I don’t know what you have to do with my Catholic religion!

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

@catholicguyshow All of you should be forced to listen to Gus Lloyd’s show every day. Maybe then you’d learn to act like real Catholics instead of Fake Catholics. I don’t know what you have to do with my Catholic religion.

[My Catholic Religion @MyCathReligion]

@FakeLino @TylersAudi @FakeFakeTyler @FakeTylerV @catholicguyshow @FatherJimChern @linorulli @RatInfestedNYC @LinosPurrell @LinosCouch @LT_TheBiblegeek Looks to me that @FakeLino was jealous that he didn’t have a car either, so he made another fake account.