Mysterious Jeremy Clarkson

A man with no name and a lover of hammers and speed.

Puckhead, metalhead, deposed feudal lord.

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@sleepy_devo You're fucking delusional if a child murdering psychopath is remotely the same to someone using a firearm in self defense. Get help, Dev. Seriously.

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@TrueSlazac Boss your life up, man. Like Kodak Black.

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@Grxit Damn straight.

[ꓕNIOԀꓤƎ⅁⅁Iꓤꓕ @Grxit]

We need to repeal the 19th amendment

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@shoe0nhead @darlingstrawbie Clancy's eyes are as dead as Casey Anthony's.

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

not ready for that fuckass evil demonic witch to be declared “not guilty” but i’m pretty sure it will happen because this is OJ Simpson for women and 9 women are on the jury. let’s hope i’m wrong. ladies please.

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@mr_woozer @The_Davos_Man China has been ideologically consolidating under Xi, it has put forward more and more the idea of 'economic self reliance', it's a police state with totalitarian surveillance systems. Internally, the country is no different to the DPRK other than money and geopolitical influence.

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@egustavopda @AlertaArgNews The center of mass is the easiest place to shoot for. Life isn't like a fucking Hollywood movie. If the cops miss, not only does it carry the chance of a ricochet hitting and hurting an innocent bystander, but the perp with the knives can finish closing the distance and hurt them

[murk 🦕 @peltolamentum]

they’re doing the “we just want healthcare” bit again

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@Reynske420 @DLand91 @TheUpshift_ @RacingNationTV @JoeyBarnes85 @Hickey93 @500Indy1911

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@GaijinBaseball Nice.

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@RoadandTrack Are you fucking serious, mate?

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LOL

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

On August 27, ICE arrested Milo Yiannopoulos, an illegal alien from the United Kingdom, at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY) in Kenner, Louisiana. Yiannopoulos legally entered the country on May 14, 2019, through New York City, New York. He chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation’s laws.

Yiannopoulos was issued a final order of removal by an Immigration Judge on July 22, after failing to show up for his immigration hearing. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal. 

Being in detention is a choice. We encourage all illegal aliens to take control of their departure with the CBP Home App. The United States is offering illegal aliens $3,000 and a free flight to self-deport now. We encourage every person here illegally to take advantage of this offer and reserve the chance to come back to the U.S. the right legal way to live the American dream. If not, you will be arrested and deported without a chance to return.

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@NYCMayor Fuck you. Stop making excuses for violent murderers, you anarcho-tyrannical piece of shit.

[Chip Ganassi Racing ⚡️ @CGRTeams]

Lightning strikes Laguna Seca. ⚡️ Introducing the No. 10 DHL Lightning Bolt Honda.

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@eren_v_ace @TitoSanTanaChez No one denies that. The issue is that Benoit took so much brain damage from chair shots and diving headbutts, especially to the frontal lobe, that he had no ability to control his mental state by the end. To say anything otherwise is unfathomably stupid.

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@cdarnold15 @RACERHQ It doesn't meet safety demands for open wheel racing.

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@mrslworld Well that's sad and all, but can they tell the people who are shooting at the people who are trying to restore power to stop instead of blaming the government for not acting when they are trying to restore power?

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@JuelzMaximus @yakyucosmo Yeah. Congratulations, Dodgers. Thanks for destroying another pitcher from Japan in the fucking minors.