HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64

*unzips trousers*
*swarm of wasps flies out*

(he/him 22)

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

May Beavis someday finally score

And Butthead be forever scorned

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

@bugsIover Oh, my bad. Those seem fan made mockups, then. The most recent boxes have puppets made by the Jim Henson Company and they come in the basic 3 flavors.

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

@odmaodmadot I saw a cowboy in a movie once

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

@kawaiivampp I’m in too deep. I have too many Godzilla/horror shirts to give up now

[DiscussingRider @DiscussingRider]

Thank you, Hank Hill. Without your knowledge of propane and propane accessories, Shocker would've ruled the world."

​"No, thank you, Mr. Hongo. You're free to join me and the boys in the alley for some beer whenever you have some time, I tell you hwat.

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

The odds of a Nintendo collab with Transformers are now above zero

[Cheap Ass Gamer @videogamedeals]

Hasbro to Produce New Toys Based on Nintendo’s The Legend of Zelda Franchise. https://t.co/sytOqaan1t

"...first reveals of three 6" scale figures at San Diego Comic Con (July 23-26, 2026)."

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

@julianmendez_1 The broads only want me cause my dingaling hairy and my Godzilla figures are cool

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

@jmphobe ZELLE IS THE EASIEST ONE TO USE!! YOU ALREADY HAVE IT IN YOUR BANKING APP!! WHY DO MFS ACT LIKE ZELLE IS A CHORE?!

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

@DEVINK_official @blumhouse The lore implications of this are really funny

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

They saying she’s the top queer schlock jock. They’re calling her Foid Kaufman

[FANGORIA @FANGORIA]

Vera Drew is unleashing a TRANDEMIC, and the CREEP fellas are helping. https://t.co/qf8JkmCerk

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

Jeff the land shark has to be top ten most forced comic characters of all time

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

Every man I like looks like this

[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

@AmranNouhi18 @random_stuff_x_ @CultureCrave @THR Dawg the absolute comics are selling with my generation like hotcakes and marvel rivals is fuckin huge. It’s not that we don’t like superheroes, we just want well written movies.

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

@ShiinaBR But he couldn’t make it to my fucking birthday? Some parasocial relationship this is

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

@AmranNouhi18 @random_stuff_x_ @CultureCrave @THR Is spider-man not a superhero?

[Loalo 🐼 @DGAFTOMILLIONS]

Statement so good I almost shed a tear

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

So much aura in that statement I almost liked a Fox News post

[Fox News @FoxNews]

JUST IN: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani used America’s 250th anniversary to sharply criticize the country, accusing the U.S. of allowing children to go hungry while billionaires and “oligarchs” gain more power.

He said America’s wealth was built by working people with “calloused, dirt-streaked hands" while accusing the country of allowing the wealth built by workers to be concentrated in “the soft hands of a precious few.”

[HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64 @MysteryMeat64]

@AndrewCB11 @AmazighMusashi @grizzlikesfilm And the iron giant