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bo jangling

[isla @weareisla_uk]

Founded by event professionals and industry leaders, we’re an action-driven network centring sustainability in events. Visit https://t.co/OlRBBnm757

[TIME @TIME]

As President Trump finished his State of the Union address, Nancy Pelosi was seen ripping up a copy of the President’s speech #SOTU https://t.co/W57vF21CVd

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

It’s raining . . .

8. Cats and dogs (English)
7. Old ladies and sticks (Welsh)
6. Like a pissing cow (French)
5. As from Esteri’s ass (Finnish)
4. Female trolls (Norwegian)
3. Chair legs (Greek)
2. Tractors (Slovakian)
1. Men (hallelujah)

[The Drum @TheDrum]

The Drum's Top 100 Independent Agencies have been revealed, congrats to all! Top 10 are @jellyfishglobal, @SideshowAgency, @Brainlabs, @LeagasDelaney, @GPJExpLondon, @bbdperfectstorm, @PushGroup, The Goat Agency, @TransmissionB2B & @DeptAgency. Full list👉 https://t.co/bJa86juBqQ

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Microsoft Japan recently shifted to a four-day work week, and saw a 40% productivity boost.

[Mr Bingo 𓄚 @Mr_Bingo]

The Sainsburys pre-recorded self service robot woman’s voice is so condescending and passive aggressive when she says GOODBYE, I sometime whisper “fuck you” as I exit the bagging area.

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Thanks to Japan's strict recycling culture, less than 5% of the country’s rubbish ends up in landfills

[NP @NP_GPJ]

Greenland just called..

[Project @ProjectWW]

.@GPJExpLondon is helping IBM celebrate its 30th year of being the official IT supplier at #Wimbledon through this artistic, data-driven installation which brings to life IBM’s involvement in real-time. Check it out during the tournament over the next two weeks.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Three-word love stories:
I’m making tea
Can we cancel?
Bank Holiday Monday
Pigs in blankets
Selection of cheeses
It’s sunny outside
It’s cold outside
It’s raining outside
Empty train carriage
Who wants cake?
Last parking space
Fancy a pizza?
Not bad yourself
#threewordlovestories

[Nick Cohen @NickCohen4]

Talked to a Tory MP last night who was backing Johnson
"Do you think he'd be any good as PM"
"No"
"What on earth will he do about Brexit"?
"No one knows"
"Why do you want him, then?"
"He's the best hope we've got"
"By 'we" you don't mean Britain do you?"
"No the party, of course"

[Dr. Kash Sirinanda @kashthefuturist]

A nanobot finding a sperm cell, delivering it to an egg and inseminating it

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

12 June 1929 | 90 years ago Anne Frank was born in Frankfurt. In 1942 on her 13th birthday she received an empty diary. She died in Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in 1945.

'Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power, but in character & goodness.'

#AnneFrank #Anne90 #RT

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If I had to pinpoint an exact moment when it all went wrong, I’d say Creation.

[New Scientist @newscientist]

We’ve found the first type of molecule to form after the big bang https://t.co/ygFMj974ZV

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Tomorrow a group of Tories will be spotted calling themselves the SS. ‘We’re the Silly Sausages,’ they explained, ‘we had no idea SS stood for anything else.’ Top journo said the group had just been using the name ‘informally’. The matter is now closed.

[New Scientist @newscientist]

The warty comb jelly has been found to have a "transient anus" that forms only when it needs to defecate https://t.co/nwQw9jBta2

[The Independent @Independent]

This new gadget could revolutionise the way we treat cuts and injuries

[PETA UK @PETAUK]

Suppliers to companies, such as Lands' End, are linked to the live plucking of geese — take action: https://t.co/OvYeTsEDfy

[Mashable @mashable]

The unique designs of European city streets are being turned into wearable art https://t.co/Va0cRLpCNy