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@1helix 💃

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@1helix stupid SF 😔

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Someone please bring @vjuanallure to San Francisco 😩

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@andysmiles415 what? Where? Why?

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@colonelchi happy birthday, bb :)

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Wow...1.5 hours for a 12 inbound at Cesar Chavez and mission. @sfmta_muni new record 👎

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@JonnyTruck looks familiar ;)

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@andysmiles415 told you, boo. #gettheguap

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Hey DJs do you still get the nervous shits sometimes before you play? I feel like I'm 12

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What kills you only makes you stronger when you wake up as a zombie.

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@Pastryjunkie323 my people approve :)

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.@dpaulbarrett kale chips aren't as good for hang gliding off of, as say your standard dorito.

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@andysmiles415 i wish I could unfavorite :/

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@breeefcase still haven't been. I'll try and get back to you 👍

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In a post-apocalyptic world, a chive became the unit of currency.

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Why isn't semen called premen?

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Cabbie radio: sweet home Alabama into Huey Lewis. #winning

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God bless @NGUZUNGUZU for dropping Aaliyah. #oneinamillion

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Omg @MATRiXXMAN dropping Alicia Myers at high fantasy ❤. Dead.

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@sleazemore and which uber secret door would that be?