It's just Sean

My tweets are my own. Living in the blue while trying to operate in the red. Security Lead & Architect. Former Sr Network Engineer and still a Firewall Nerd.

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@TracketPacer Waiting AI companies to pull an Uber and make tokens affordable to larger enterprises with limitations on their budget, causing this AI bubble to pop, gloriously.

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@TracketPacer Can't hate me if I already hate myself first 🤪

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@TracketPacer And Blue teamsget no love

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@TracketPacer I'm glad that is over TBH, lol

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@TracketPacer CRC errors... ptsd

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@AdjacentNode Not sure what's more funny, the $20 drink or wifi security.

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@vxunderground LinkedIn slop

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@_imsigh @vxunderground @NZXT We live in the worst tech timeline.

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@dadtalktoday I see what you did there

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@TracketPacer Where do you find these dudes? Lol, wtf frfr

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@TracketPacer I know what you are doing, and I hate this esthetic. It's pretty cool how you get your hands on all kinds of gear. Big fan if your content.

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@GamewithDave

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@ZackKorman Companies will expect more from even smaller skeleton IT and Security crews as the expectation of AI agents to help with tasks will increase rapidly. Companies that secure AI loads will rise amidst several other cyber tools backed by AI.
Everything will be more depressing.

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@bkbartcant @HackingDave Yes from the mountains of Columbia, they work with local farmers and militias to ensure sustainability and longevity.

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@0xleegenz It's the best and worst at the same time.

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Being part of a D&D campaign feels great, I really missed it.

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@gabsmashh Please don't lump us all together.

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@TracketPacer I'm stealing this

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@vxunderground It's pretty awesome

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Today ALPHV ransomware group (who swears they've never rebranded) informed me they've made a new ransomware group with a new and cool and badass name.

I learned a few things.

1. ALPHV follows me on social media. They pay attention to my posts (including kitty cat pictures).

2. ALPHV informed me that they're no longer going to use TOR for ransomware leaks or negotiations because "the FBI can fuck it". Instead everything they do will be stored on the blockchain.

Using the blockchain for malware, and malware accessories, isn't a new malware concept, however it is a relatively ... rare ... or more exotic TTP. If my memory serves me correctly (which it rarely does), the North Korean government has used cryptocurrency blockchains for malware delivery mechanisms and C2 persistence.

They told me they'll be using ICP (Internet Computer Protocol) blockchain.

I initially thought they meant "Insane Clown Posse" blockchain. For a brief moment in time I thought the Juggalos were getting involved in ransomware.

I'm not a cryptocurrency nerd, but they said they use ICP blockchain because ICP can "run smartcontract on server". I have no idea what this means.

What does all of this mean? I don't know. I've been out of the loop on cybercrime TMZ.