SewenNewes

abolish the police. he/him

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

He looks like John Candy playing a scumbag slumlord.

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

Oh fuck you. There is no way the guy who got the no-bid contract for using bottom shelf Home Depot sealant on the reflecting pool looks like this. Come the fuck on

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

@Tragedy_Andy I wonder why the undersized guard being guarded by the tallest guy in the league is jumping so high.

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

When two lgtbq people accidentally make eye contact in the Chick-fil-A drive-thru during Pride month.

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

@ATFintern @AgingRanchHand @NBACouchside I mean in soccer they all just wear consecutive numbers

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

Combined with the Star Fox 64 remake I'm afraid this is now the new Nintendo house style.

Crazy to pivot to this after Donkey Kong Bonanza looked so good.

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

What a dickpunch to show that tapestry with a cool stylized version of the Great Deku Tree and Link and then cut to Unreal Engine 4 Link.

The Legend of Zelda: Nintendo hired that man

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

people are genuinely incapable of imagining a scenario that involves them using their brakes.

[Yeah But Cyclists @but_cyclists]

A trained and licensed motorist drives carefully and considerately outside a school

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

@TH14Prop @blueldnnignog if you can't safely come to a stop without hitting the vehicle in front of you that means you are following too closely. even if the vehicle in front of you slams the brakes for "no reason"

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

@djeterg19 because they'd have to put the cell phone down to be able to see past the vehicle in front of them

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

@Stretch_Daily @nuejaebs if the driver behind the van had been paying attention they would have also seen the speeding range rover and anticipated the van stopping. sometimes you have to use the brake while driving despite it hurting the feelings of psychopaths like you and this yaris driver.

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

@abcd10053720 @MindofShaii If you had watched the games you'd understand. Truly the brightest light shining in the darkest darkness.

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

@powmath415 @Nich_Halley10 @elenaknowsball Honestly a great bit.

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

@Cam_S1990 @ravenwizardd Yeah only the geniuses in San Antonio were smart enough to take Wemby first.

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

@AmericanNumbers If you've got a team reroll that can net you Wilt. Era reroll is pretty rough as you basically only want 90s for Chuck. Charlotte 10s is rough because era reroll is basically worthless and team reroll has a lot of misses as well.

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

82 without Wilt. Shoutout Bob Pettit. Bigs you can stash at PF are the MVPs of this game. https://t.co/iy7XGstKzl #NBA #82and0

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

Basically a do you get Wilt simulator. https://t.co/SgiVfCXMzj #NBA #82and0

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

Also the two times I've gotten huge hits like prime Wilt I had at least two picks that were the absolute worst team/decade combos. Teams where the only player I knew were guys who I didn't know played for that team.

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

Man I swear this game trolls you. Whatever your last open position is the game will give you a team/era combo with HoFers at every position but the one you have open.

Just got 00's Lakers with only PG open.

[Danny2K @Danny2KYT]

Has anyone gotten 82-0 without wilt

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

@Fw200c_Condor @ThatchEffendi @LRSerling So stop?

[SewenNewes @NewesSewen]

@Domo8186 @GregFinberg @TuskedUp I know there's a great organization in place now but I don't think the Wiz can take the injury questions guy. Asking for the basketball gods to punish us.