Endless Noodle

Indie game developer, which is really just a fancy way of being a Madao.

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@FlorenceHRScott @QuibQuib2 Massive L

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@CountDankulaTV He's there checking out how actual games look like

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@VJArt_ @GodSlayer247949 @hajnarus Here's an objective fact for you - if every character has the same face - the art is absolute shite

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@NASA NASA: boo hoo, we're underfunded, we can't do all the cool space stuff because of it

Also NASA: this shit

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@TheRealStanLee @Schwarzenegger Imagine using dead person's account to promote your cultist bullshit

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@N3rd_House That's easy. Socks

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@adamwithanh @CountDankulaTV You really don't know him, do you?

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@KalebPrime Saint Peter Don't you call me cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the Blizzard Shop

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@SgtFidget Every online game comes with "mute" functions novadays, just so milkdrinkers like you would feel safe whenever someone's being mean.
Censorious bullshit you're describing is one of the main reasons why virtually nobody respects Blizzard's "e-sports".

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@CountDankulaTV Compared to season 1 - yeah, mediocre. Compared to 99% of shit on Netflix - god-tier.

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@ThatBadRandom @LinkLibera @ODell_Nathaniel @realDonaldTrump Yeah, sure, there's still a chance. Also, probability of getting struck by a lightning over your lifetime is 0.03%, which is more likely than dying from 'rona as a kid. And yet I suspect you don't shit your pants every time you see clouds in the sky, do you?

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@ThatBadRandom @LinkLibera @ODell_Nathaniel @realDonaldTrump You mean 0.01% child mortality from kung flu? Yeah, such danger, almost certain death.

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@MrPlinkett @RealLifeStarman @elonmusk

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@boombrains @RealLifeStarman @elonmusk If he's gonna put humans on Mars, he can give a speech while keeping his hands elbow deep up his own arse for all I care

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@adam_orth How is it a "secret" when you're conditioned to expect goodies behind every waterfall you see?

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@cadcro @WeDoNotLearn73 Get a mouthful of phlegm, and after you say "wom...", make the "ghrrghhkrsxN" noise.

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@FemBoy_Lover_69

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@josh05186217 @Actually_Tina Nah, vigilantism is also haram for these fuckwits. They think Batman is a cop

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Remember geth consensus quest in Mass Effect 3? Yeah, I was extra bored last night, so I made a game out of it.

#ue4 #gamedev #indiedev

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@EugeneKaninchen @TheEbonyMaw It's not exclusively Japanese thing. Virtually every human on this planet has been (or will be) through 8-grader syndrome at some point. It just in some cases it lasts for many years.