Regional Jester

They/Them.
A Madison micro-celebrity and macro-cryptid.
If you know me irl, mind yo damn business

[Regional Jester @Northern_cow]

*Spills coffee on my sweatshirt* to be loved is to be changed

[Regional Jester @Northern_cow]

@hesitantleslie it's like, ur german bethany, name the cat spicy sauerkraut

[Regional Jester @Northern_cow]

@pajeetdr

[Regional Jester @Northern_cow]

lowkey inspiring caption

[Regional Jester @Northern_cow]

@kayleefabulous Lowkey love it and would use $15 is a good price. I bet if he bumped it to 30 he might get more sales because it would be perceived as boogie

[Regional Jester @Northern_cow]

@Kidcharlamanic @kid_riles It’s crazy that you hear a lady say she’s receiving uncomfortable attention and people assume she’s “not from here” and think she’s racist for calling them old

[Regional Jester @Northern_cow]

@mollywidstrom Great British sewing beee just did this with shorts but I think in an easier way!

[Regional Jester @Northern_cow]

@SnellSZN Is this house on the rock?!

[Regional Jester @Northern_cow]

It didn’t :(

[Regional Jester @Northern_cow]

Can everyone please pray that my new ELISA works? Please thank you

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

The FDA has released new guidelines:

[Regional Jester @Northern_cow]

I made a beautiful sandwich and found gigantic beets

[James Boy Advanced @jamesmcorlett]

Getting not just the shit kicked out of me but the whole ass as well

[TheDarkDuchess @TheDarkDuchesss]

I just have to constantly remind myself 99% of people in my shoes would be dead by now and ive survived an unbelievable unimaginable amount of horror in my life largely by myself

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Indistinguishable from ISIS destroying art

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

wow i can’t believe it finally happened

[Star @StarInBoxWx]

It's unreal how bad the HRRR has been over the past couple of days. Completely failed to depict this morning and afternoon's activity, and is also failing to depict the evolution of the ongoing MCS in Indiana.

[Regional Jester @Northern_cow]

Save me, beets

[scamantha likely @idiotbraingf]

yeah yeah twitter is bad or whatever but there are literally people that use instagram

[Roan @bigmanroan]

“When everything burns the horses will run wild again” I mutter to myself after my 6th beer at 4pm

[Regional Jester @Northern_cow]

@kcbhr125 I’m not 100% sure (look it up) but I’m at least 80% sure that salmonella dies from normal cooking of the food, but the contamination usually comes from ur hands touching the outside of the eggs.

Wash ur hands and you should be okay 🫶🏻