Not Gareth Morgan

Economist, entrepreneur, cat hater & pretend football manager. (Not Gareth. A parody, like a comic doing impersonations. Be good to cats. Avatar by @_jjw_ )

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

Look at least The Opportunities Party can't do any worse than @WgtnPhoenixFC. #NZPOL #ALEAGUE

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

More accurate The Opportunities Party logo. #NZPOL #GARETHMORGAN #CATSTOGO

[First to the Light @firsttothelight]

The Opportunities Party logo is NOT Red Peak but it's way too close. They gave us no opportunity to discuss the conflict. #sad

[Sam Smith @SamSmithComedy]

Gareth Morgan is starting a politcal party

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

I'm the breath of fresh air NZ politics needs - another old pakeha man telling everyone what's best for them. *Waves at @DrBrash* #NZPOL

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

I'M BACK - https://t.co/KK5Py3X61Y
#NZPOL

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

I hate people who are harsh and intolerant towards those who are different, unless those people own cats. Then they can die. All of them.

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

I'm launching my new clean wivers campaign tonight with @JohnJCampbell. Wiver water filtered through domestic cat pelts. #CatsToGo

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

If @InternetPartyNZ cleans up waterways, I'll challenge @KimDotcom to a bomb comp, but only if I use dead cats to weigh me down. #CatsToGo

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

Kill 'em, kill 'em all! #CatsToGo RT @NZStuff: 'Disposer' wanted to tackle stray cats http://t.co/rphDOFkazc

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

Look @TrevorMallard, you already let me down on my stadium, and now you're distracting from #CatsToGo with all this bird-brained talk.

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

The only legitimate use for sugar-sweetened beverages is to give you extra energy when hunting cats. #CatsToGo

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

I've signed @nzgreens clean rivers campaign, because we need clean rivers to wash our hands with after drowning cats in them. #CatsToGo

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

In retrospect, my plan to have the Petone Stadium lined it cat pelts may have been its undoing.

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

@TrevorMallard Look Trev, you agree to kill off the cats, I'll agree not to kill of the rec. Deal?

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

1st cats try infect you with toxoplasmosis, now they're trying to make you do drugs >"Cat drags home bag of cannabis" http://t.co/tZbYeoELtR

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

The only thing that "cat rescue" illustrates is how cunning cats are, placing small children at risk so they can appear the hero. #CatsToGo

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

@LewisHoldenNZ @gwynncompton No cat is too old to hunt. None I tell you. Burn them all, burn them!

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

Can we just pretend it was a cat? For my credibility's sake. RT @NZStuff: A Kiwi has been mauled and killed by a dog

[Not Gareth Morgan @NotGarethMorgan]

How DARE a dog detract from my attempts to unfairly malign cats! #CatsToGo RT @LIVENewsDesk: A male kiwi bird has been killed by a dog.