Not Jon Bernier

I'm the Kings' backup... for now. That #1 job will be mine next season.

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@FakeTerryMurray Love the confidence... Yeah, we're totally screwed.

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@NotABigRedDog Your goal last night was orgasmic, not gonna lie.

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I'm back. I threw my old phone in the ocean after that SJ game... Not sure why. That was all Quick's fault. Damn you, JQ.

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Bummer Kopi's out... On the bright side, @LAKScapegoat might get some minutes.

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@NotABigRedDog Try not to hurt yourself again tonight, rookie.

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Oscar got called up? Cool, now I'm not the most ignored guy on the team.

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@NotTheHandofZus Sick pass last night. Can you do that EVERY game now?

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Hallelujah, we've got coach on Twitter now (@FakeTerryMurray). Suppose that means I can't talk crap about him now, huh?

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@boomboomboychuk I knew you'd come 'round, eh? :)

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I hope Quick starts on Monday. I like having extra time off... I'm getting paid whether I play or not.

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So is anybody still up? I had a bad dream that Erik Ersberg took his job back

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Don't blame Quick for this game. We need to come out with a fire from the beginning. And to all of you booing Quick, he kept it close.

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@BoomBoomBoychuk If that's what it'll take, I'll do it!!!

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Pregame ritual time... Mess up the laces of Quicker's pads and skates. He still doesn't know it's me. SURPRISE!!!

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@BoomBoomBoychuk Not my fault I was born in Canada. Blame my parents.

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And of course @NotTheHandofZus and @LAKScapegoat. It's a party now.

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Finally got around to following my fellow #LAKings mates. @notdrew8doughty @AmeriJack3 @NotABigRedDog @theMitch33 @NAWiskey @NotMattGreene

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@BoomBoomBoychuk Wow... I never thought I'd hear this from you, Kelly :'(

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Hope y'all like the green jerseys we're wearing in pregame. Those are our unis for next season. #luckoftheIrish

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If you see me on my phone during the game, it's okay. I'm just watching American Idol. TM wants me to keep him updated.