Clever Joke Name Lane

a guy. dumb jokes. so cool you guys.

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"Make it look like he had a happy little accident"

-Bob Ross, Mob Boss

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I ain't afraid of no ghost. I am afraid of yes ghost. I ain't not afraid of zero ghosts. I ain't not no afraid of no not there being any ghosts.

Bustin' makes me feel good

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I can currently tweet 100% more than a sitting President.

[lindsi the cheese croc 🧀 @flindis]

The News: Capitol in Washington has been invaded by scum of the earth

@Groupon :

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@michikoconuts Oh dang! That’s a pipe!

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Cici n’est pas une tweet

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I keep seeing commercials for Jersey Sub but never for Jersey Dom. Personally, I’m a Virginia switch.

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Check out my newest button for sale #SchittsCreek #David #etsy David Rose Button https://t.co/LsYR8qQXue

[Hunter the Bounty Dog @huntergraybeal]

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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Because of demand and interest in superhero movies, studios are racing to option Billy Joel's Piano-Man

[corey. @awkwardphaser]

I'm the very model of a modern Dollar General.

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My Brain: hey

Me: oh my god what!?

My Brain with a German accent for no reason: But vhat if his name vas Wolf Ballroom Blitzer?

Me: Why are you so broken?

My Brain: lol lol Volf Ballroomblitzer

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@HighnessOphelia I mostly make buttons and stuff https://t.co/3Rde7SEl0d

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My Brain: Hey.

Me: What?

My Brain: More like Bernie Made-Off with all of their money, am I right?

Me: Why are we thinking about Bernie Madoff in 2021?

My Brain: Made Off! You get it?