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If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

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@GovPressOffice No need for lower gas prices. Just continue buying oil from foreign countries to keep it high.

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.@MarkRuffalo is gonna get sued.🤣

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Mark Ruffalo on Trump: "The guy is a convicted felon, a convicted rapist, he’s a pedophile. He’s the worst human being in the world. If we’re relying on this guy’s morality then we’re all in a lot of trouble."

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@DrinksLibTear @SenGillibrand .@SenGillibrand choked up on your reply.🤣

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@For_liberty_87 @AbeBresn @thehill 2nd Amendment
Lib states: 😴

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Each cross is a murdered family

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Hey @ecobee , how do I get the total heating hours and total cooling hours? Thanks!

[Friar Mario Conte @FriarMario]

St Isidore the Farmer spent his life working the fields with humility, prayer, and deep trust in God. Though poor and simple, he became known for his charity toward the hungry and for miracles linked to his daily labor and faith.

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@GovPressOffice Money is gone, where's the high speed rail?

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@theGuffa @mazemoore Show any proof that Pres. Trump paid his friends illegally to do this job.

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@ACTBrigitte WTH

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@PlanetOfMemes @SenSanders Only 1, his personal assistant and speech writer.

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@OrdinaryGrl199 @JustinMitc40092 @Breaking911 Yes, Russia will invade Germany, UK and the rest of the EU.

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@BernieSanders Tax the millionaires, including @BernieSanders to 50%.

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@inquirerdotnet Jewish extremists need to be dealt with full force of the law.

[Tom Fitton @TomFitton]

Breaking! DC court REJECTS Secrecy on January 6 Videos. DC Police wanted to charge @JudicialWatch $1.5 million to blur out virtually everyone on officer bodycam vids. Court says NO--public interest prevails! (We already caused release of US Capitol Police vids!)

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@GreereMedeea @RFKJr_Official Bye @WHO 🤣

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@TimTuck28971 @RepPressley Foreign-born citizens must be disqualified from running for office.

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@RepPressley @AyannaPressley Term limits for all politicians especially representatives like you.

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@Mojobaby007 @SenWarren Because Dems are evil.

[MojoBaby6975 @Mojobaby007]

@SenWarren Ask yourself