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[Nuck B @NuckB8kvn]

@MattZimmerman26 Hey maybe if you whine about it more it'll make it true? Anyone who wants to make a wager of any amount that these will all be certified please let me know!

[Nuck B @NuckB8kvn]

@newyorkshade Lmfaoooo wait this moron is serious

[Nuck B @NuckB8kvn]

@WaffenCone @ericowensdc @TTimmyMaher1 Lmfao could you fucking imagine the absolute brain aneurysm that the right would have if Biden had nominated a black man with a two year plumbing degree to this position in the rush to call him a DEI hire? And then what they would do to him if yesterday happened?

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

What did you see in YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING

[We told you So @terri4436166795]

DOGE laid off approximately 400 FAA employees, including technicians responsible for maintaining and upgrading critical navigational systems, which raised concerns about aviation safety and operational efficiency within the agency
https://t.co/iO78aatRyu

[jason waterfall @yallarefools]

centrist losers: how do you expect to get your anything passed with Trump in office?

mamdani:

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Well that's what I thought watching in real time, that they were just filibustering, but Mullin eventually did provide a relatively coherent explanation ~15 minutes in, and Duffy was clearly fuming about it because it was a) off-message and b) blamed Duffy!

[Nuck B @NuckB8kvn]

@franzsherbert "electricity" is kind of an impossible thing to compare to but considering the pretty outrageous leaps made even in the last year before things like quantum computing, yes I think it will be foundationally impactful (TBD good or bad)

[Nition @Nition]

I'm offering a USD$500 reward to the first person who can present pre-2020 human-written text that the latest version of @pangram flags as AI.

The specific requirements to claim the reward are:

1. At least 750 consecutive words.
2. Pangram flags it as 75% or more AI generated.
3. You provide proof that the text was first written in 2019 or earlier and is unmodified.
4. The text was ostensibly human written. This requirement only exists to avoid trick answers like output from GPT-2, machine translation, markov chains, the same word 500 times etc.

Regarding requirement #3, unfortunately in 2026 there's no way to prove that new text wasn't AI generated, so what I need provided is proof that the text existed in 2019 or earlier, before AI writing got so good. For example, valid proof might be:

- A link to the text on a website that's been logged by the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine before 2020.
- A link to a paper published on a third party website with a pre-2020 publication date. Note: I will need to be able to access the paper through the same website that has its publication date. Otherwise someone could send a modern AI generated paper and simply link to the date and abstract of a paper with the same name but different content.
- A chapter from a book edition with a known pre-2020 publication date where I can access a pre-2020 copy for myself. Note: For the same reasons as above, simply sending a passage of text and a link to a book's name and publication date doesn't prove anything on its own. The ideal situation would either be that there's an eBook of it available somewhere with a known pre-2020 upload date, or it's a well-known enough book that the content simply couldn't be faked everywhere.

Q&A:

"Why are you offering this reward?"
Some people are blaming the detector because they don't want to admit to using AI for their writing. I don't like people lying for personal gain.

"Are you affiliated with Pangram in any way?"
No.

"How do I submit something to you?"
Just reply to this tweet with the necessary info and I'll have a look when I can.

"How can I trust you to judge fairly?"
I'll publicly reply with my verdict on submissions and the world can judge me. The world can also judge you - please only submit something if it really fits all the criteria. Especially since I'll need to review all submissions in my free time.

"But it's my private writing, can I send it to you privately?"
If it's always been private then how will you prove that it's pre-2020?

"I have the perfect example but I left the text with my girlfriend in Canada."
She can submit it and win $500.

"Won't this be trivially easy to claim? I heard even chapters of Don Quixote and Moby-Dick get fully flagged as AI!"
Tell me which chapter and win $500.

"Conversely, isn't 750 words at >=75% a high bar? If Pangram is so reliable, why not 1%?"
At very low word counts Pangram IS somewhat unreliable, and with a monetary incentive I can imagine someone scanning every book on Project Gutenberg just to find one paragraph that's falsely flagged as AI. At the same time, most claims that Pangram is flagging human writing as AI have it showing the entire text as AI. I recently saw someone on X say that they personally knew of "thousands" of examples of human text that was flagged like this (unfortunately they declined to mention any). So I've set the bar somewhere in the middle.

"But Pangram was trained on existing text; that's why it always flags OLD text as human but falsely flags NEW text."
As far as I'm aware this isn't really how Pangram works. But I'd love to be able to award this bounty for new human writing, it's just that there's no way to verify people's honesty online for the new stuff.

"How will you pay out if I win?"
However works. Probably an international bank transfer via @Wise .

"How can I help?"
When someone says they know of an old published paper or story that Pangram flags as AI, you could point them to this tweet. They can win $500.

"How long will your offer last if nobody wins?"
As long as this post is up. If you're reading this, it's still available.

[Caleb @NessMudkip]

This dude is seriously gonna be the top 1 white boy of all time if he bags this

[Mudflood News And Updates @NukedFanAccount]

🚨⚠️ CRITICAL CIVIL DEFENSE ALERT FROM POTUS:

[Nuck B @NuckB8kvn]

@JoelSchamber @GNSbuckeye766 @chrislhayes Lol PLEASE talk to me about all of the pure democracies that failed spectacularly before the late 1700s.

Genuinely beyond excited for this one, really hoping you start with like pirate ships or something

[Nuck B @NuckB8kvn]

@ShockDoctorsPod @soupsizedocean You laugh but show me a SINGLE passage in Macbeth where they shoot coins of various metals at each other

[Nuck B @NuckB8kvn]

@Sad_Nword @soupsizedocean This almost tilts it into troll territory

[Nuck B @NuckB8kvn]

@Sad_Nword @soupsizedocean WHAT

[Nuck B @NuckB8kvn]

@MarioVinicius00 @amazingatheist The aliens to put a bat in the correct bucket, they would be able to do so consistently. Hence, not a matter of naming convention but of real, scientific differences from which differentiation is possible

[Nuck B @NuckB8kvn]

@MarioVinicius00 @amazingatheist Wait do you actually think the difference between a bat and quite literally *any bird in existence* is terminology?

Maybe put in a way you can hopefully understand: if you gave aliens a bunch of bird characteristics and a bunch of mammal characteristics and then asked...

[Nuck B @NuckB8kvn]

@DavidD_Chapman To be replaced yes but as is written in the constitution, states can allocate however they best see fit lol that's why the compact needs no amendment, just an independent group of states deciding to allocate to the person that, you know, wins the most votes

[Nuck B @NuckB8kvn]

@TheElephantsKid Holy shit that would rock lol you all nominate a bunch of weird freaks in a D+14 environment in already favorable special elections and then we end up with an actual super majority