Nancy Thomas

Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt and being real gets you hated.

[Nancy Thomas @ObushevaMs]

"What does STFU mean?" "Shut the f*ck up!" "Damn dude, chill... I was just asking..."

[Nancy Thomas @ObushevaMs]

I want to open up a store next to "Forever 21" and call it, "Finally 22"

[Nancy Thomas @ObushevaMs]

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

[Nancy Thomas @ObushevaMs]

Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!

[Nancy Thomas @ObushevaMs]

Twitter made me love strangers I've never met & Facebook made me hate people I've known all my life.

[Janelle McDermott @fvaskovskaya]

"You've changed" Ummmm actually I think the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please you."

[Theresa Miller @kborozdichev]

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

[Nancy Thomas @ObushevaMs]

Ghetto word of the day: "Omelet" : I should slap the fuck outta your ass, but omelet the shit slide this time..

[Denise Cordes @85Zosima]

I hate it when I say something funny, and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.

[Vicki Dennie @86Flisa]

People say 'you never know what you had until its gone' Truth is: you know exactly what you had, you just never thought you would lose it.

[Nancy Thomas @ObushevaMs]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. "It."

[Delores Morgan @bryazgunov78]

If you fight like a married couple, talk like bestfriends, flirt like first loves, protect each other like bro and sis, its meant to be.

[Nancy Thomas @ObushevaMs]

Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.

[Nancy Thomas @ObushevaMs]

Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.

[Nancy Thomas @ObushevaMs]

That annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.

[Laura Curry @PichkovaRada]

Sex is like software: For every one who pays for it there are hundreds getting it for free.

[Orpha Morris @74Agapit]

Once you take my kindness for weakness, I will be a permanent asshole to you.

[Nancy Thomas @ObushevaMs]

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.

[Nancy Thomas @ObushevaMs]

The saddest love is to love someone, to know that they still want you, but the circumstances don't let you have them.