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neogastonist and beleaguered shape rotator

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@gran1te_mtn Unlikely

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@slactime @regularaugust Really? There were at least three guys like that in hs. Britpop is a rarer type

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@DmitriyUngern Every reply is either threatening violence or a whataboutism. Amazing

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@DogeyDayCare25 @RightWI1776 Walker bears very little resemblance to the modern Republican party, Obama is still one of the most important voices for Democrats. How is that comparable at all?

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@SVVVAYED @roseromaunt LOTR

[Barf @Retardwigger]

Yearning

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@JigokuCake I never cared for Latin Simone, it holds back Gorilla's debut for me. Empire! Empire! is sick and I haven't heard that Mars Volta album but Deloused in the Comatorium is really fun. cool list

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@kenzietuff Something about JoJo fits the 2010s so well. I'm reading through it right now and the anime's mood was so different.

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@Erogetism Many are saying this

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

straightforward standard that would resolve all outstanding issues of ambiguous rape would be to simply treat all nonmarital sex as rape by default. this would correctly align incentives with legal practicalities and frankly the only reason to oppose it is rape apologism

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@eigenrobot True and Christpilled

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@gigabibich @realKalos It's a perfect dystopia about being the last ensouled young man left

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@atlanticesque There really isn't much ambiguity with the Wisconsin State Fair situation. It's because inner city black kids get into fights on fair grounds.

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@heinehaus because of the implication

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@justalexoki The list feels very incomplete without Jarvis and Eigen

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how couples argue in 2026:

gf: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge but none that go on my sandwich. you have no theory of mind for me

bf: emotional blackmail. not my responsibility to provide you mustards. those are mine for dipping.

gf: oh the goy needs his dipslop

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@asteriodskies @FoolOfD Incredibly common on every college campus in the Midwest at least

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@YungGiamatti Their prime rib and rumaki are amazing. +1 on the old fashioneds too

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@MPCArchivist None of the engineers in the industry buy them. If you buy one the only way to really have any confidence in a generator is to run monthly test exercises, huge hassle for little benefit imo