Caleb Beck

Slap me like a whale slaps the sea | University College Cork

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

my untimely passing will send ripples thru the salt and vinegar chip industry. there will be many chip tycoons at my funeral

[Caleb Beck @OhCalebBeck]

@no_sophist Or get yourself the 5¢ loon stamp watch

[Grace @gracecamille_]

when someone disagrees with me it’s like wow.. anti-intellectualism really is on the rise

[Larus (Ven) ➡️ the Hadopelagic Zone 🍉 @NeonTetraploid]

I don't want to deliver value to shareholders bro, I want to see a puffin

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

i feel like i evolved from fish way more recently than most people

[hingo🫡 @hingo]

10 years ago millennial listen to “modest mouse” now they cannot even afford a “modest house”

[girlcigarette @roadk1llangel]

some people might not like it but this is the ideal male form

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

dune 2? yeah I'm into dune 2: dune 2 others as you would have them dune 2 you

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

"said OO Girl!! shocked me like an electric eel!"

[People's Daily, China @PDChina]

Off you go and spread some LUCK! This 105-cm-long chubby #koifish, bred in east China's Shandong Province, looks perfectly big and healthy.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

i’m built different (300,000 lbs and wet)

[Caleb Beck @OhCalebBeck]

The fact that we as a society have all accepted that it is okay to charge more for guacamole when ordering a burrito is proof that we live in the dark timeline

[clare @sadderlizards]

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

[James @CaucasianJames]

notice how it’s national bf day not international bf day. this isn’t a day for your canadian boyfriend

[Caleb Beck @OhCalebBeck]

@neoliberalhell This feels like a hate crime

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

It's too big

[Annam (uh-numb) ☻🔻 @AnnamLaughs]

Earth is healing