juliana

Recurring character in this simulation || she/her

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

I think some of you are thinking about protein too much

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

BeReal went off at the cemetery, a sign from grandma <3 (she never understood it)

[6len ʚїɞ @6len0022]

stop using chatgpt i can feed you misinformation too and im also beautiful and funny sometimes

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

Eating dumplings and yapping with a dear friend and the twilight soundtrack just came on in this restaurant, I’m about to unlock a level of insufferable never before seen

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

Honestly really charmed by the absolute insane energy of Philly sports fans like no one else is doing it like them

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

Something about taking my adhd meds makes me really want to spend money. Not sure what that’s all about but I’m just gonna let it happen

[NASA @NASA]

Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.

In memory of David Lynch, we will continue to explore the otherworldly and the unknown. We will focus not on the loss, but on what we gained from the years we shared this planet with you. We will see you in our dreams.

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

Why am I always paying rent at my most hungover

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

Have devised the perfect Christmas double feature: HoldHard (The Holdovers & Die Hard)

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

METRO WRAPPED WHEN @WMATA

[Carmely Sandiego @orangecrushable]

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

I love being best friends with a lesbian bc tell me why her new lover just made ME a playlist! God I love these little freaks

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

They want me to turn on my camera while I’m contributing to shareholder value today, my brother in christ I am crying in my bed

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

They should let me look at peoples likes again, I can be trusted with that power and I will be normal about it

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

We’re so fucking back

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

Pandas left DC…. Why am I even LIVING here anymore, what’s the POINT

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

She beetlejuiced on my beetlejuice until I beetlejuiced… is this anything?

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

happy first day of fall

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

I could never fall for a miscommunication trope, I love getting to the bottom of something

[juliana @OhHayItsJay]

What happened last night dreamalogically can never happen again