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goodest of boys. I just heard the awful news

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@nytdavidbrooks If you live the life of online you would know only one dance to the sound history plays through the speakers of our lives and the times of them today.

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@hahussain I was going to ask who you were, but FDD, can I come onboard? Do you have any openings? I’ll say Israel is being really normal and why is everyone being so mean for $200

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@LauraLoomer As unhinged as the Twitter doors you handcuffed yourself to?

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@itsolelehmann I would love a machine, you credulous rube

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@mikepompeo I think you looked better when you were really big. It’s not just that you’re giving off husk energy now; it’s that I know you can’t enjoy the things you really love the way you used to, and that makes me sad

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@angertab You mentioned the “ethnic cleansing” of Christians in Bethlehem; doesn’t seem like they have anything but empathy for and affinity with their supposed persecutors?

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@jconricus I’m pretty sure you have ulterior motives and very upsetting avi

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@BrilynHollyhand C’mon with this name, dawg

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@SenRickScott You skated on scamming 10s of billions from Medicare and Medicaid you ghoul fuck. Maybe it’s a system that lets people like you go unpunished that is responsible for the discrepancy you’re highlighting with such crudely aped incredulity.

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@DanCrenshawTX What’s the conclusion?

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@marklevinshow My brother in Christ, lay off the Sudafed, this isn’t you

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@MarioNawfal How nawful

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@RKelanic Wow!

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@BarakRavid Imminence

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@Syria_Strategy Lol, how long did it take them to get to the litani? Seems like it’d be terrifying to be an idf guy rn, even their ministers are losing it over how they can’t deal with drones

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@BrettErickson28 Cucked

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@davidfrum What gets you out of bed in the morning

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@SDBonzo @rechtserdan @mdubowitz They’re Just normal people, Bonzo, not Morlocks

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@RichLowry @NRO Thanks, Rich, you fucking moron.

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@ScottJenningsKY

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@tedcruz @baseballcrank Blobfish, your daughter is uncomfortable hugging you, and this is insane