Ollie Walker

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[Ollie Walker @OliverWalker31]

Today we took things to the next level @GreggsOfficial 💖

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Me when I stay out past 9pm #TheTraitors

[Most @Most]

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[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

[most normal ariana enjoyer @lisatheedoll]

she was on canva mad as hell

[alfie 🌝 @linguiniiiii]

i kno that clown won’t stand a chance

[Ollie Walker @OliverWalker31]

#NewProfiePic

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

this is to me what top gun: maverick was to my dad

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

A will? I don't even have a way

[han @cher0phobe]

and if the double gregger bus crashes into us

[Ollie Walker @OliverWalker31]

Someone on the row behind us literally answered the phone in the middle of the film last night

[Joe @hzjoe03]

The cinema is becoming insufferable. Every time I go there’s always someone who ruins it. I just went to see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, and a woman on the same row as my family is on her phone. My mum politely asked if she could turn it off, “no I’m texting my daughter”. The cinema staff comes in to tell her to turn it off, “no in a minute”.

She then starts shouting at my family saying that we’re “embarrassing” her, and now everyone in the cinema is looking over at her. The shouting stops and for the next 20 minutes she keeps looking over at us, calling my mum and sister “slags” under her breath, to which we just ignore. Also, we saw her phone and she was on gambling apps and booking a flight???

I just don’t understand why people CHOOSE to pay for an opening night movie IN IMAX and then just sit there on their phone with max brightness??? Can y’all not survive 2 hours without technology? If not, DONT GO TO THE CINEMA

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

just caught myself saying "I can't have that or I'll get acid reflux". It's so over for me.

[Ciaran @CiaranBloo]

Starmer in his study with Thatcher’s portrait

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

27??????????????????

[Retiredtina @bradentbh]

When someone asks what the “www” stands for at the beginning of a URL