Mike Lonergan

Canuck, product owner, IxD/UX, security nerd, dog whisperer, ENFP, Marvel junkie, celiac. No one should ever confuse my opinions with my employer.

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

★ $500 office chair with defective arms and a 7+ month delay in purchasing replacement parts is not a piece of #daniafurniture I can recommend. Buyer beware. https://t.co/n9jUfFkHM5

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

This is what users see when hitting “Unsubscribe” or “Manage Subscriptions” from an @UpperDeckHockey marketing email. #userhostiledesign #darkpatterns #didutestbeforedeploy

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

Hi @savoursmiths got a batch of Salt of the Earth chips that smell rancid. BB date = 10 30 20, Production Date = 10 31 19, DC1 = 304, Week = 34. No harm done to us, just composted them - but I figure you'd want to know so you could update the "BB date" algorithm on that recipe.

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

@GavinSchwier @safePDXprotest Wow she’s a lovely representation of the best Portland has to offer

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

@WilliamsSonoma We bought a pan via online store back in March. Since, every Saturday I’m woken up by a txt notification that my cc “was charged $210.84 at https://t.co/RSpLi13AHy.” Any idea how to kill this zombie notification?

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

Hi @Fidelity, unauthorized enrolment in Fidelity MyVoice was frustrating - but not even mentioning this is something being pushed on me? I'm embarrassed for you. "If you did not authorize this change, please call us immediately" - I've done that - but I'm still dissatisfied.

[Mike Tauber @m0dernlife]

The US sure did dodge at bullet at the last election, what with women being far too emotional for public office #TrumpMeltdown

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

DevOps status report: HackOregon 2019 season https://t.co/JIMLF4pXjz

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

@fullstackio Compact notation like arrow functions in ECMAScript 6, or list comprehensions in Python (not to mention some of the optional notations I’ve run across in most languages - always a chore to figure out how things are supposed to behave when you see it done cryptically or variably).

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

@AmazonHelp Not that I could find - all of today’s one-day deals on TurboTax were all bundled with the $10-for-$10 gift card (exc. Premier).

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

Hi @amazon @AmazonHelp
is this not discounted correctly? Today’s Turbotax “bundle” reads like I’m paying you $10 for the $10 gift card - why can’t I just buy TT for the $54.99 price and skip the full-priced card?

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

Mike, what books do you suggest for getting up to speed on the Lean approach? https://t.co/4fseaux0y1

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

Hi @GooglePlay I just rented Harry Potter/Sorcerer’s Stone for $3.99 but checked your blog and yes rentals should be .99 today. Help?

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

@UnloxHelp I again today tried Unlox 2.0.2 (iPhone6S) with MacID (MBP 2016), no connectivity, even after Bluetooth reset. Tried MacID 1.3.6 (iPhone6S) with MacID (MBP 2016), worked. I'd love to make it work - how can I help? I'm out of ideas.

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

@unloxhelp No connection between devices. Latest Unlox and MacID, MacBookPro 14,3/10.13.3 (Bluetooth LE available and powered on), iPhone 6S/11.3, have Reset Bluetooth to no avail. Previous versions worked on same hardware. Any additional ideas to troubleshoot?

[Mike Lonergan @ParanoidMike]

Hi @udemy - I’m putting your promo emails in Gmail filter-to-Trash jail. Unsubscribe links haven’t worked in months, still getting spammed.

[Rian Johnson @rianjohnson]

Current favorite console game: navigating Netflix without triggering autoplay promos