Empress Elettaria

Aggressively neutral Bill of Rights Constitutional conservative. Rugged individualist. Deliverance ministry. Alabama native. Nuclear family of LEOs.

[Empress Elettaria @Parineca]

My Granddoggie. ♥️💖💓💕💓💖♥️

[Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneysmith]

Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.

More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸

[Empress Elettaria @Parineca]

THIS.

[Save Standard Time @SaveStandard]

8am Daylight Saving Time = 7am Standard Time

DST makes everyone start everything one hour earlier than ST. Those who want to start early don’t need DST to do so. Starting early should be opt-in, not mandated.

[Empress Elettaria @Parineca]

Twice that is 70yo so...yeah.

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Empress Elettaria @Parineca]

@historycalendar Genius, undisputed genius.

The things he could do with a peanut...he made a phonograph needle from peanut.

Undisputed genius.

[Empress Elettaria @Parineca]

Proud to gave been in the generations of AL public school students who learned about George Washington Carter at school.

[History Calendar @historycalendar]

George Washington Carver (c. 1864–1943) was an agricultural scientist and educator who promoted crop rotation and soil conservation. His research helped improve farming practices across the American South.

[Empress Elettaria @Parineca]

🥲

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

The water is ON, the Reflecting Pool is reflecting, and D.C. is looking better than ever.

We are so back. THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP. 🇺🇸

[Empress Elettaria @Parineca]

My mother would have been all over this, God bless her.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

“Psilocybin, the psychedelic component of magic mushrooms, has previously been touted as an effective treatment for depression, anxiety, addiction, and PTSD — but now researchers say it has the potential to be used in Alzheimer’s intervention as well.

In this case study, published in Frontiers in Neuroscience, researchers focused on an 80-year-old Japanese American woman with Alzheimer’s. She had declined over the previous decade and was reduced to urinary incontinence, speaking in single syllables, and dependence on caregivers for mobility support and daily living.

She was then given a 5g dose of magic mushrooms.

During the initial phase, she was agitated, sweated profusely and entered a prolonged sleep state that suggested unconsciousness. But around hour 19, she began speaking in full autobiographical sentences, recalling life events she had been unable to articulate for years.

In the days and weeks that followed, more incredible changes emerged. She regained urinary continence, even in the evenings, and began dressing herself. She was able to make and maintain eye contact, remember social interactions, emotionally respond to others, and hold lucid conversations.”

[Empress Elettaria @Parineca]

🤣 But this is why HOAs are a deal-breaker for me.

[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

This guy turned every single text his HOA president sent him into a song.

Over the past year and a half, she’s been texting him nonstop about fines, videos he’s posting, eggs in the yard, signs on his lawn, his driveway, and even threatening to put a lien on his house. So instead of arguing with her, he had AI turn all her messages into a full song.

It’s honestly one of the most creative ways I’ve seen someone get back at an over-the-top HOA.

Be honest… would you turn your HOA president’s texts into a song?

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

If everyone on Earth stood 10 metres apart, we'd all fit in Texas

[James Spann @spann]

TROPICS: The weather is calm across the Atlantic basin and tropical storm formation is not expected over the next seven days.

We do note the European global model is showing some signal of a potential tropical system in the Gulf in 10-15 days. This is simply something to watch for now, probabilities are only in the 30-40 percent range at this point.

Most early season systems are mainly big rain makers, not dangerous hurricanes. We will watch for model trends.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Everything John Bolton accused Trump of doing, he did.

Every. Single. Time.

[Empress Elettaria @Parineca]

YIKES. No trial?

Think what all he did that won't be uncovered now...

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JOHN BOLTON to plead GUILTY to illegally retaining classified documents

He and his mustache will have to pay a $2.25 MILLION, and faces up to 60 MONTHS in prison

This traitor is getting what he deserves.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

There's a 73% chance we all wake up tomorrow morning and find out Joe Biden is the new Mayor of Los Angeles.

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

It’s going to get so ugly for Karen Bass and the Democrats over the next five months, they’re going to wish Spencer Pratt won outright in the primary. Mark my words.

[Empress Elettaria @Parineca]

@CornbreadRTR OKRIE good heavens, I haven't heard it pronounced that way in decades! My mother's family always said it that way.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

ultimate = last in a series

penultimate = second-to-last in a series

antepenultimate = third-to-last in a series

preantepenultimate = fourth-to-last in a series

propreantepenultimate = fifth-to-last in a series

[Empress Elettaria @Parineca]

Natal out-of-bounds Gemini Moon.

Unable to stop herself from breathtaking lies because falsehoods literally nourish her.

[Jonathan Turley @JonathanTurley]

...Her book borders on a work of fiction as she rewrites history and spreads obviously disengenuous rationales for lies that both she and her husband told the American people. https://t.co/88YQst1vP1

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Majorie Traitor Greene got filthy rich trading stocks during her 5 years in Congress, quit in the middle of her term, then ran to Costa Rica where she now tweets pictures of herself in a bikini every day.

Creepy AF Thomas "boner phone' Massie lost in a huge humiliating landslide in one of the reddest districts in the USA.

Now, they claim to be leaders of some new movement - 😂

I can't laugh hard enough at these stone cold losers.

[Mann Made Cinema @Hotshot_Movie]

@ZacharyDonnini Pratt increased his lead by 7K votes in the last drop.

[Empress Elettaria @Parineca]

@Architectolder No