Pastor Sadsack

Sorry if I bore you

[Pastor Sadsack @PastorSadsack]

I'm back. Yay.

This time feeling inspired by the late great Sam Lloyd (aka Ted Buckland from Scrubs. Let's see how it goes this time)

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

And the trees of the field have gone from clapping their hands to dancing up a storm.

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Being an introvert doesn't mean I don't want to be invited to do things, I just want the option to turn them all down without repercussions.

[Bad Church Secertary @ChruchSecretary]

We like to say that our church is traditional yet always adapting to reach our community.

It isn't, but that's what we like to say.

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

The worst part about Twitter is the Dementors

[Chet Churchpain @Churchpain]

Stay in your place, Allison.

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

Pastors, your opening joke about nobody attending church since last year isn't going to be as funny as you think will be.

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

When God opens a door for you, but you aren't very good at following His lead

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@NurseryAngry What about Taco Bell?

[Chet Churchpain @Churchpain]

The children opened the plastic eggs and they were all empty!

"See, kids, because the tomb was empty"

They all wept with understanding.

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

4/04 Easter

[Bad Church Secertary @ChruchSecretary]

This ought to help with our numbers

[Bad Church Secertary @ChruchSecretary]

Had a little meeting with the pastor this morning. When someone leaves the church I'm supposed to say, "We removed them from the membership roll" instead of "We dismembered them."

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

Angel: "You will have a child who will be the Son of God.

Mary: What?

Angel: Did I Not An-nun-ci-ate Clear-ly?

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Sunday evening service, "Worshipping God Above All Else" has been canceled this week.

Join us next week for "Prioritizing God In Your Life"

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@barberjohn Discord is in the "other place"

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Youth Pastor: Do you want to go to heaven?

Youth: Who else is going to be there?

[nancy @NWinegard]

@cjeannemachine @PastorSadsack Have you ever noticed that the people that just love potlucks are the ones that the extent of their involvement is showing up with their dish.....no organization, no set up, no clean up.......? My goal is to become that person.....but alas, I will probably never BE that person.

[Pastor Sadsack @PastorSadsack]

We don't have a church website, but we do have a Facebook page full of photos of senior adults eating at potlucks.
We know our audience

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Fun Fact: According to this article https://t.co/JJK2HxALKl, it is uncommon for people in Japan to acknowledge a sneeze.

However, after multiple sneezes they may use a phrase that translates to "Are you all right?"

[Pastor Sadsack @PastorSadsack]

Responses to a sneeze

English: Bless You

Bavarian: Gsundheid

2020s: Have you been tested?