Paul Fowkes

If I had £1 for every time someone said I looked like Dennis Waterman, I'd have £3.50 (inflation adjusted by RPI)

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@WydRomanX Barcode on wine

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@MoneySupermkt My £15 reward has gone missing. I redeemed via app and was told I'd receive an email with details on how to claim but have received nothing

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@Rainmaker1973 Bookkeeper

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@mgshanks Did you study physics? What is "megawatts per hour"? Totally meaningless nonsense

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@afneil 30GW figure is meaningless, that's an instantaneous power level. Need to specify the storage capacity in GWh

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@Brink_Thinker Yes

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@PostOffice Southend High Street, Essex. One member of counter staff serving, long queue and no self-service. Not good at Christmas time

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@PostOffice Is this normal?

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@PostOffice

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Vortices

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@BayoAlaba If all those entitled to PC claimed it, doesn't that wipe out all the savings from this move? Also, those just above the PC cutoff still need help. Your statement sounds reasoned but doesn't make sense. Very disappointing, you're just tieing the party line

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@Dplanet @Nigel_Farage I have no particular interest in the matter, but you're the one who said 3000 per day is "nowhere near 1 per minute"

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@Dplanet @Nigel_Farage There's 1440 minutes in a day, so 3000 divided by 1440 is just over 2 per minute

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@Dplanet @Nigel_Farage Surely 3000 per day is over 2 per minute?

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@eswater_care Any idea why you have ruined my credit rating when I don't owe you any money and all payments have been made on time? Do I need to contact my lawyers?

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@DavidMilne10 @MartinSLewis Savlon is nicer, trust me

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@thetimes Does Clarissa realise this poor English means the exact opposite of what is intended?

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@SoVeryBritish I was told by Royal Mail that my property was "inaccessible" despite me being in my front garden when they claimed they tried to deliver. No sign of floods, earthquakes, landslides etc

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@JoanneJorobs @RoyalMailHelp @RoyalMail Did the same to me then declared my property 'inaccessible'

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@NewhamLondon What ungrammatical nonsense is this?