Pawel Mosakowski

I want people to like me

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@Rachel_England Obviously Pierce Brosnan as James Bond. Left penguin is Isabella Scorupco

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@Rachel_England And he also got a nice sack as a bonus

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@Rachel_England Culinary crimes against humanity

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@Rachel_England Which Procrastination version are you on right now, because I'm running v8.6 update 2

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@Rachel_England NIA stands for Naive Ignorant Abysmal and 45 refers to 45th president of the US, Donald Trump

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@Rachel_England FLYING SPIDERS IS NOT WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW

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@Rachel_England This is just Google showing off what they know about you. Slowly these will get more specific until we reach "you went to sleep late watching self-help TikToks, hope everything is alright"

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@Rachel_England @SortaBad Imagine the headline: laundry system remotely hacked to kill family by removing the air from house and popping their eyeballs out

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@Rachel_England Absolute madlad. I would be embarrassed to write this even if I've never published it, because while nobody else would know I would still know.

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@Rachel_England Actually you are quite refined, you have travelled abroad and not to pick fruit

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@Rachel_England ❤️

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@Rachel_England Throwback to last Friday when I kept flinging board game pieces all around the lounge while trying to move them

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@Rachel_England Like an even older picture to assert dominance

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@Rachel_England Only saying 'Me' because that's the spirit of the question. Preferably wouldn't include myself in a list at all - hate to be a nuisance.

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@Rachel_England Have you considered switching to Linux? It boots up super quick and you can be a tosser who brags to all your friends that you use a superior operating system.

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@Rachel_England I will send her this, she's going to love it! 😂

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@Rachel_England It's a staple in my mom's Christmas and Easter cooking therefore I like it, even if only because of the nostalgia.

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@Rachel_England @EwaSR yep, gotta wear your Sunday trackies at business meetings

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@Rachel_England Your grandma is on crack,
she doesn't want you back.
Cause you're not worthwhile.
My gran's more versatile
than IKEA LACK.

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@Rachel_England just hear me out, okay: a moving paper bin makes the pretend basketball more challenging