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boston sports fan #1 !

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Another banger I’m afraid

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me king slime

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

tupac recorded 501 songs, but only 2 became top ten hits.

van gogh painted 2,100 paintings and only sold 1 while he was alive and it was 6 months before he died.

sabrina carpenter released 67 songs and five albums over the course of 10 years before she had her big hit "espresso."

glen powell spent 19 years trying to become an actor before "top gun: maverick" made him a star. 19 solid years.

and connor story spent 8 years waiting tables and he was ready to quit acting for good. and the day he almost got fired, he got an email and he found out that he got the lead actor role in "heated rivalry," the biggest acquired hbo show in history.

and you are giving up because you tried twice? or maybe 10 times?

look, a winner is just a loser that tried one more time and that's just it

winners lose more than losers even try.

[🌻 Felicity @LoneFelicity]

somehow against all odds the yo mama randomizer just gave me a completely normal and coherent yo mama joke

[Moderately_Radical @ModeratelyR]

Nice try, still not voting for him.

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[JacuzziChase @JacuzziChase]

@DragonflyJonez Also this 1962, MLK ain’t even had a dream yet, they wasn’t lying to big up no black man.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Listen Mike Evans has had a soft tissue injury every week for like 6 years The Substation don't get to claim that one

[𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔭 @bigmishap]

tighten up young man i thought a girl tweeted ts

[؟؟؟ @fuckjagan]

niggas with tourette’s only got bad ticks why yall not bussin out a couple “hoorays” perhaps a “woohoo”

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Yakub with his greatest creation

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe putting 500mg of caffeine in your body will help with your anxiety. there’s really no way to know

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

if I ever won a major I would pull my pants down and start jacking off onstage, altering the course of smash history and forever tainting the public's relationship with esports

[hosses🇻🇳 @Hosses21]

people who wanted silver to be the dommy mommy type when wraith is literally right there with 10 times the charisma

[Connor @23cmcpadres]

Do not let Tarik Skubal becoming a Dodger distract you from the fact that Shohei Ohtani illegally wired millions of dollars to an offshore bookie and made his close friend and interpreter take the fall for him so he could avoid prison time and continue to bring billions to MLB.

[Richard “Dixon” Ciderbox @richardciderbox]

I have a friend who claims he sniped a fly with his nut in eighth grade. It sounds far fetched but he’s sworn by it for 6 years now and I honestly believe the guy. Huge if true

[Visiergoth @Visigoethe]

No likes, no reposts, not even from an account I follow. It’s For You dawg, it’s lit.

[がるなちょ @mufcgarnachoo17]

まじでキーパーは任せてほしい

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

I got poopmogged today in the Target bathrooms, he was louder, his was bigger, It made me feel small and demasculated.