Patrick Coutu

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes @StuffForSisters]

🚨 BREAKING: Don Quixote sought for questioning

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

FRODO: *puts on the Ring*

EYE OF SAURON:

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

the people that leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot just fell to their knees

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Roman centurion meeting a native Briton, 43 AD

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Patrick Coutu @Pcoutu17]

Younger me would never believe that a normal day in the future would consist of passing by a castle with connections to the Knights Templar on the way to play soccer in Europe. Current me still finds it just as hard to believe it's real

[Patrick Coutu @Pcoutu17]

Mood after getting my first paycheck in Euros

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

every time I see this flag I try for a moment to remember which predominantly Muslim country it’s from before I’m like oh I remember now… mashallah Sister Carolina

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

what the fuck is Friends about???

[Patrick Coutu @Pcoutu17]

Not me uno reversing the American Dream and achieving a lifelong goal of getting a job offer in Europe

[Patrick Coutu @Pcoutu17]

This is what they mean when they talk about the Mediterranean diet right?

[Patrick Coutu @Pcoutu17]

I know it gets hate but an English Breakfast is a top-tier airport meal

[jordan @JordanUhl]

willy wonka ass presidency

[Tommy “2 Beers” McCallister @Tommy_2_Beers]

I’ve reached the age where my back goes out more than I do.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

I'm dying 😂

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Here are the secret war plans of the United States. Reply STOP to opt out of these texts.

[Patrick Coutu @Pcoutu17]

Trump: There's never been anything like it. We've never seen something like this before.

Nah I watched Idiocracy back in high school and it's a whole lot like this

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

when the D.A.R.E. program came to my elementary school, they told us that every time you smoke weed one memory gets erased. and even as a kid that was appealing to me

[Ashmonster @ashmonsterftw]

Did you know Taco Bell has a 20 dollar meal for 4 and you don't even have to have 4 people. You can just eat all of it.