CIC Peace Teka

Full Stack Software Engineer |:| Tech exposionist |:| Academic modesty |:|technophile |:| Open source maintainer & Contributor.

[CIC Peace Teka @PeaceTeka]

Available Freelancer: Simple and not very strict.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Marry a beautiful wife so at family meetings she’ll be asked to make salad, not to start fire or slaughter a goat.

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Our kids are tired of schooling. We need to urgently rethink that system. Kwanza now that we have a generation raised by single mothers who have been created in her image full of emotions and drama

[CIC Peace Teka @PeaceTeka]

Finally got out of Thika rd. Very hard decision! @AnyunguWanyungu

[Modern Men's Guide @ModernMenGuide]

@SimpPolice911 Her mood will often be inconsistent because she's emotionally involved with multiple men.

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Most men overlook these details and then get hurt when they eventually find out months later. Only a few men see it a mile away and handle it immediately.

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Everything you do annoys her. This is very common among women. When she's cheating on you, she makes an issue out of every small thing you do. She starts saying things like "I need a break" "I think we need space", if a woman says any of those things to you, she's getting fkced.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

That masculine urge to completely forget dating until you get your life together.

[CIC Peace Teka @PeaceTeka]

🤣🤣🤣

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Married men listening to accusations from their wives

[CIC Peace Teka @PeaceTeka]

Haha, no way.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Salary ya 150k kama huna bibi na watoto ni alot of money imo

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

Computer science needs obsessed people.

MFS who do it even when no one is paying them to.

It’s not like civil engineering or law where you need special permissions to practice. You can just create a new traversal algorithm but you cannot build a new road to practice if you’re a civil engineer.

If you’re not obsessed, you’re NGMI.

[Mwendwa @Kelvinmwendwa__]

I spot this car almost on a daily basis along Thika Road. Whoever it is, what a nice car 😮‍💨😮‍💨. Lakini unafunguka sana bana🤣

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Generational wealth that didn’t start from your father can start from you too.

[Anyungu @AnyunguWanyungu]

Women are really good with money.

I see semi poor girls taking trips, vacations, looking decent etc etc etc.

Mimi hapa with similar income I can’t even afford to breathe.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Nothing excites the uneducated than seeing a graduate struggling to get a job.

[CIC Peace Teka @PeaceTeka]

😂😂😂😂RG

[Tweets by Larryh Errands 🇦🇷 @its_larryh]

Acha nicheke

[CIC Peace Teka @PeaceTeka]

One system. Multiple facilities. Zero data overlap

I build scalable e2e multi-tenant health systems.

[Evan wa Memba @EvanoMemba]

THE 2027 LEGIT LINEUP

PRESIDENT - Edwin Sifuna

DP - Fred Matiang’i

SPEAKER N.A - KARUA

CS INTERIOR - Natembeya

CS FINANCE - Ndindi Nyoro

GOVERNOR NRB - Babu Owino

AG - Maraga

CS EDUCATION - R. Onyonka

CS TRADE/INVESTMENT - Omtatah

CS HEALTH - Irungu Kang'ata

ADD MORE

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

[CIC Peace Teka @PeaceTeka]

Worth!

[Elizabeth🥳 @Deseiye_]

My older brother missed my graduation.

No call. No message. Nothing.

Everyone kept asking, “Where is he?” and I just kept smiling, as if it didn’t matter, but it did.

That night, I muted his contact.

Three days later, there was a knock on our door.

He stood there tired, unshaven, holding a small wrapped box.

“I’m sorry,” he said. “I couldn’t leave the site. If I didn’t finish that job, they wouldn’t pay me and I needed the money for this.”

Inside the box was a simple wristwatch.

“I wanted you to have something that reminds you. Your time is just starting.”

I didn’t know whether to cry or feel guilty.

Sometimes, people don’t show up the way we expect them to.

But it doesn’t mean they didn’t care.

[CIC Peace Teka @PeaceTeka]

Wueh!

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

To avoid betrayal before it occurs, Never date a medical practitioner or a teacher. It's among a hundred ways to die Bro.