Laury Pflaum

Real Estate Junkie. Food Enthusiast. Lover of Animal Videos.

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@james_d @JetBlue Jet blue stranded us in cancun once, put us up in a hotel that literally didn't have enough food to feed us. I got home 26 hours late.

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@paulswaney3 Well, that and minimum lot sizes. Its not just people who want ig houses, municipalities love homogenous suburbs of mcmansions. We didn't get ADUs in st Pete until 2022, and only bc of a lack of available land and a housing shortage exacerbated by the cost of FL building code

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@NikkiHaley 0/7 right now. Tsa has literally been a non issue, but it was fun to watch your paid ICE agents stand behind an unpaid TSA agent and do nothing

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@paulswaney3 I'd check those planters to figure out if they're waterproofed and whether that waterproofing has failed

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@tedcruz This post was brought to you by Ted cruz' @AIPAC guy...

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@JDVance States rights used to be a core tenant of the republican party. You are the tyrannical government the founding fathers warned us about

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@paulswaney3 He made a half a million in salary plus royalties from the book and the movie in 2024... Forbes estimates he's worth $10m. He's not exactly middle class

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@TheHillEvents @thehill Or... Just repeal the Jones act

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@elonmusk Helluva subtweet @POTUS

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@elonmusk Put down the ketamine bro

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@paulswaney3 @clguffey @datingbyblaine Totally get it. I went the other way, started trying at 32 and didn't have a kid until I was 38. Having kids this late in life means u raise them differently bc you know you prob won't be around for much of their life

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@paulswaney3 Measles and rubella cause miscarriage. Part of the reason we vaccinate children is bc they're most likely to contract the disease and give it to a pregnant mother. Infants born with measles do die.

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@JDVance

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@tedcruz If only there were a solution to this that is currently being employed by every other western nation...

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@JDVance Weird way to tell us you support ranked choice voting and the elimination of the electoral college

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@GovChristie So when are you guys going to stop wringing your hands and DO SOMETHING?!

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@RonDeSantis I'm so confused. The UK is doing this to better document immigrants and work status. You now oppose better documentation of immigrants?

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@WSJ @WSJopinion @Peggynoonannyc NEW CHRISTIAN GOP?! jfc. I was being indoctrinated to vote for the religious right by Teen Mania, et Al when I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL back in the 90s

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@paulswaney3 @GadSaad @PEoperator @RobertMSterling Yep, and anger drives brand engagement like any other engagement