Joey

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Smoking a cigarette while squatting in these would feel so good

[ellis 🖖🏻 @hellisrebuke]

oh yeah you like sports? name five times your team has made you want to kill yourself.

[STONE @stone_2x]

WEIGHT ROOM MF🔥

[LondonRising @LondonCallingA]

“Don’t overreact it’s only preseason”

Nah fuck that I’m killing myself.

[sb 🗽🏆 @NlGGASTFU]

You gone start beating your shit in the theater or some? wtf does this mean lmao

[Mac “McCorkle” Jones @MacAttack_10]

Gave a homeless man a $5 bill and Jayden Daniels’ mom came around the corner and shot me

[Tucker D. Franklin @tuckerdfranklin]

6 out of the 7 top ranking QBs at every trait is a fellow CAA client… #noticing

[bea🦉🐐 @alysalysalysaly]

aemond hearing his weird goth gf is actually the immortal bride of harren the black and is cursed to haunt a castle she can't escape for her grievous sins and he's like you know what. hell yeah and wants to immediately start making out

[Robin Lopez @rolopez42]

Biggest issue: If you're being drafted, people are saying "we want you around for 4 years" & I can't imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes.

We've seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality.

[🪙🇭🇹(they/them) @thevoyager_]

Saw his ex w another dude for ONE SECOND and immediately jumped, my brudda jus another me.

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

This is going to be the first lockout in the history of sports where public opinion will favor the owners.

[. @J0nesToChina]

Genuinely no other explanation than a divine karmic intervention to explain this generational fall off

[Danny Kelly @DannyBKelly]

the sprawling electrical substation that malevolently watches over every 49ers practice will never not be funny to me. i think it gets bigger and closer in every video i see

[Colton Sports @ColtonSports]

His PR is so good he’s the center of attention for a stat he doesn’t have yet 😭

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Shaq: what he do chuck

Chuck: he turned him self into a pickle

Earnie: a what?

Kenny: a pickle

Shaq: your ass would have eaten him chuck

Chuck: I get it. I wouldnt wanna go to therapy either man

Shaq: i know you eating that pickle chuck

[DeeJay 🇳🇬 @EdOverRay]

The community notes 😭😭😭

[j$ @khamszn]

In honor of national wing day here's josh serving up a 20 piece hot lemon pepper all flats cooked extra crispy (day 10/50)

[LeBron__legacy 👑 🐐 @LeBron__legacy]

#WeWillNeverForget

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Odell averaged 96 yards per game for THREE YEARS to start his career, before things went off the rails.

Higher than Chase, Jefferson, Puka, Julio, all of them.

Injuries robbed an all-time great career.

[P.R. @kikgamepr]

He like that urban legend in the hood errybody speak on