Brian Bates

Father, husband, data wrangler, story teller, up starter.

[Brian Bates @PhineasBates]

@Lauramaywendel super cringe

[Brian Bates @PhineasBates]

vercel has made me the coolest guy in the room

[Brian Bates @PhineasBates]

@IanColdwater Cross experienced in SAP and Splunk.

[Sean Metcalf @PyroTek3]

My kid is interested in how visible things posted on the internet are.

So please do me a favor & if you see this, reply where in the world you are.

Retweet for reach.
#DinnerConversation

[Brian Bates @PhineasBates]

@AccidentalCISO 1password - mandatory 2FA with secret key to initialize a new browser or device. Cracking the main password won’t getcha there unless the existing endpoint is also compromised.

[Ben Tossell @bentossell]

Parent: “your homework won’t write itself!”

Student: 👀

[Brian Bates @PhineasBates]

Whew, might be employed a wee bit longer.

[Brian Bates @PhineasBates]

@nikhil_prasad1 @paulg Donkeys are so stinking cute though.

[Brian Bates @PhineasBates]

FAT32 😂😂😂

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

What Windows 98 launch was like:

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

AI knows.

[Eric Zelikman @ericzelikman]

ChatGPT can write stories and then tell DALLE-2 prompts to illustrate them. I asked it to write a children's story about "a robot that wanted to be a human." Here's the story it came up with: (0/11)

[Brian Bates @PhineasBates]

ChatGPT just became public enemy number one for 8 billion reasons. Roaring 20’s - and it’s hangover - part deux.

[Brian Bates @PhineasBates]

@clintsharp Products solve problems the VPs weren’t quite convinced need solving this quarter until latent organizational pain is exposed, quantified, then prioritized. IMO bottom up works until the market of champions with a checkbook runs out.

[Danny Thompson @DThompsonDev]

Just saw this image. The { } mistake makes my skin crawl!

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Russian roulette variant: log into the @awscloud console and spin up a just-announced service without checking the pricing page first.

[Brian Bates @PhineasBates]

How do you teach internet and social media to children?

[Brian Bates @PhineasBates]

@r0wdy_ Classic vibe

[Nikhil @Ox4d5a]

#infosec #TwitterBlue

[Brian Bates @PhineasBates]

Bought a left hand thumb mouse.

Good news: right arm feels better.

Bad news: I have worse productivity than a quiet quitter despite trying to be a workaholic.

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

“Do you want to hop on a quick call about this?”

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