Surfing Pikachu

Surf 30

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Original #shadowrun logo painting at @NKGames

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Why am I just now learning about the Koptus colossi?

https://t.co/bVbJsGhoFn

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@astro_jaz Or the Arecibo Transmission

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@astro_jaz Moontreal.

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@katieemorann I hope your followers can reflect back some of the positivity and joy that you gift to us daily 😀

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Bus is short for Aubustus.

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Those tiny slices of paper
Between the slips of cheddar cheese
Are the pages on which I write
The story of my life of ease
The story of my life with bees
The story of my legs and knees
Of how my life is but to please
The draining of the seven seas
Stow your tray table upright ple

[Surfing Pikachu @PirateButte]

@lav_rosie It’ll be a better week.

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Kids: *bringing out marionette puppets*

Me: you know there are nazis hunting us, right?

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Me (single father of 7): alright, time to go to bed

Kids: *sing five minute choreographed song saying good night in different languages*

Me: fucken christ

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@lexicyrodiil I am interacting with this sfw post just to prove that dude wrong.

And to say hey.

Hey.

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@lexicyrodiil If using a dildo counts as a threesome I really should be charging more for my ASMR videos

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If the halfpipe insists on measuring tricks in terms of angles, I think it’s time to switch to radians.

1620? No

That’s a 4.5π

#Olympics2026

[Surfing Pikachu @PirateButte]

Akeelah: Doomsday

Akumblebee (Transformers crossover)

Can You Use It In A Sentence? An Akeelah Educational Video

Akeelah & The Bee Vs. Alien & Predator

#AkeelahSequels

[Surfing Pikachu @PirateButte]

Sequel ideas for Akeelah & the Bee:

Akeelah & 2 Bee or not 2 Bee

Akeelah & the Killa Bees: Spell the Wu Tang 

Akeelah & the Bee: Tokyo Drift

Akeelah: Beehive Nights

#AkeelahSequels

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Akeelah Origins: Derrick T’s Poem

Bee Aggressive - the Philosophy of Mr. Chiu

Akeelah & the Beatles: Live at Scripps

Let it Bee: a Musical Tribute featuring Javier

Bee ‘N ‘Kee

Abeelah & the Key (Romanian bootleg)

#AkeelahSequels

[Surfing Pikachu @PirateButte]

@communiess This was the first episode of Community that I ever saw, and it got me hooked. #Marrrrrrr

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

MTV’s "Downtown" (1999)

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@DungeonNoir Haven’t updated in a while, but…

https://t.co/zn1azj8vym

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Here are all of the ways I can microwave something for a minute, in ascending order of number of necessary button pushes:

1 Express Cook

Plus 30 sec. + Plus 30 sec.

Cook Time + 6 + 0 + Start

Cook Time + 1 + 0 + 0 + Start

Cook Time + 3 + 0 + Start + Plus 30 sec.

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Names of cheeses that could also be villians in a #DnD game

Renegade Monk
Stinking Bishop
Bastardo del Grappa