Poast Malone

reneged on deactivation, now languishing in obscurity

[Poast Malone @PoastMalone]

@MartinRPI @WEOL_Media Evidence he was even offered the job?

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@SomethingLatin @ND_unitracker Wrong

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The problem with Ohio winters is not the weather (it’s actually much more mild than some other places), it’s the duration

[Ken Carman @KenCarman]

I hate winter, but I love Ohio and the Winter makes me appreciate Summer more. If I ever get to retire, I'm not leaving.

I'm told this is psychotic, but it's how I feel.

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@accnetwork @ESPNCFB L

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@PeteSampson_ @IrishSBender It’s a brilliant accomplishment but let’s not romanticize it as some plucky underdog story. Celebrate it for what it is: smart business and good football.

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@FreemanOut2026 @PeteSampson_ Nah they need to beat us head to head before they can say that.

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@AdamSchefter Doesn’t make any sense

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@AdamSchefter You forgot Bill Belichick

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@Ravens you cocksuckers

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@SportsBoyTony Kicking is inherent in the sport, this was not something the NFL concocted with a rule change

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ND still right ftr but this is funny

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

The Pop-Tarts Bowl features the sacrifice of a beloved figure, who is reborn anew as someone who is ceremonially consumed in celebration.

This is literally the central narrative of the crucifixion, resurrection, and communion. How could ND say no?!!

[Poast Malone @PoastMalone]

@agentilis92 Another banger

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@agentilis92 Correct

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@agentilis92 The Navy is a fiscal black hole

[John Kurtz @jlkurtz]

BYU should wear the pop tart helmets when Notre Dame comes to Provo

[Poast Malone @PoastMalone]

No surprise Soutar missed that critical set dart, paras can only shoot straight when they’re targeting Irish civilians

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

VAN VEEN 🆚 SOUTAR

European Champion Gian van Veen bids to reach beyond the second round for the first time, with Alan Soutar in his way!

📺 https://t.co/59TualjODb
#WCDarts | R2

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@tyhildenbrandt @Matt_Fortuna Great chat, but I still don’t get the “sour grapes” thing about Bevacqua. He gets criticized for not campaigning before the rankings show, then gets criticized after for refusing to take the screw job lying down. Dude can’t do anything right, apparently.

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@thelampmagazine You got habermas?????

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“Preferential access” meaning that they’re guaranteed to get into the 12-team playoff if they’re one of the top 12 teams in the country? Wow, how dare they…

Anyone who thinks ND is the bad guy in any of this doesn’t understand, or is in denial about, how the CFB cartel works

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

After learning of Notre Dame's memorandum of understanding that grants the Irish preferential playoff access starting next year, athletic directors in other leagues are threatening to freeze Notre Dame out of future schedules, per @DanWolken

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@KenCarman What does this mean for the Ignatius coaching search? @SportsBoyTony