Poileas Alba Sheriff

Views are my own. Retweets are in no way an endorsement. Cake is life.

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

Digestive biscuits, as good as they are, can never be used to pay a cake fine! That will be obvious to most, but honestly I’ve seen it tried many a time.

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

Re-mixing a Calvin Harris song is like ordering a Big Mac and then adding your own burger sauce

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

@polis_ra I too had to buy bigger breeds post cop 26. Still eating Chinese buffets for fun mind 🤣

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PC Laura Jew lost her two year battle with cancer last week.

Laura was 34 years old and mum to three young children - Please take a look, share and donate if you can… 💙 https://t.co/oECFXGEos3

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

The actual date that we get out of all forms of lockdown should forevermore become a public holiday!

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

@polis_ra Haha!

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

Torvill and Dean won Olympic Gold in 1984 with The Bolero.

Yep, that’s right, 36 years and they’re still milking it.

I wonder if I’ll still be able to pull off the floss in 36 years time. Or even better, the Cha Cha slide?

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

I understand that some people will have concerns about receiving a vaccine that has been developed so quickly, but I for one will be lining up to receive it as soon as I am allowed to. Best bit of Covid news in a long long time!

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

@irnbrucop @Traffic_Tales Salt in porridge is the best!

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

@AyshBe I was about to say you hadn’t got it quite right, but then I saw the awesome Jamaica Ginger Cake 😋

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

@MarionC14150977 @bluesbroken @NotaProCon1 You make a good case for it not being your fault, but it’s definitely still cakes 🧁

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

@MarionC14150977 Lime pickle, every day of the week

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

Had to nip to a local shop last night for a few things. I saw numerous folk (about 50%) in the shop not wearing masks. This including 18-21 year olds who were buying drink all dressed up clearly heading to house parties. These idiots need to realise how damaging their actions are

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

It literally blows my mind that people don’t collect the stickers on @McDonaldsUK coffee cups. Talking about coffee, I’d absolutely love one just now 😫☕️

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

Today is a sad, sad day.

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

@lord_splashy @UKCopHumour If I saw one I’d be taking it 🤣

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

Anyone remember the time we were worrying about where to find orange twirls?

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

@Sabre220 I managed to find a few. They were glorious.

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

@Delta_7576 It’s ludicrous. I honestly can’t understand how they can’t work it out 🤷‍♂️

[Poileas Alba Sheriff @PoileasS]

FACE COVERINGS GO OVER YOUR MOUTH AND NOSE!

It really isn’t difficult.