Dr Catherine Langdon

Palynologist and palaeoecologist. Visiting research fellow at University of Southampton.

[M 620 @Mrtl2006]

Me in my history Russia exam thank you AQA #alevels2024

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

You couldn't make it up . . . and you don't have to as Southern Water spill potentially 1.2 million litres of untreated wastewater and sewerage into a river in the New Forest National Park @NewForestNPA @BBCSouthNews @EnvAgency @Ofwat @Feargal_Sharkey But don't worry because they are 'sorry' . So are the fish , damselflies , kingfishers and otters . . .

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Is it 2023 or 1923?

Woman with long standing successful tech journalist career lands an extra role on TV off her own bat.

Yet newspaper headline ONLY names who she's married to and how she looks.

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[Dr Catherine Langdon @Polcat]

@NickyAACampbell @bbc5live Dogs and Cadburys please… none of the other nonsense, let’s ease into the week gently…

[Peter Morgan @LabPete]

Welcome to the new @UoSGeogEnv Microscopy Laboratory! Visit us to see things differently: Pollen, microplastics, diatoms, chironomids, molluscs, charcoal, tephra, invertebrates....we even have a Scanning Electron Microscope (SEM)

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I don’t know about you but I’m getting worried for how bad things might get once the honeymoon period is over…

[Dr Catherine Langdon @Polcat]

@HopeWhitmore The Midnight Library by Matt Haig

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Here are the separate private jets that Liz Truss and her “friend” Boris Johnson used to travel from London to Aberdeen. Both journeys will be charged to UK taxpayers.

[Dr Catherine Langdon @Polcat]

@HopeWhitmore Yes! I have 2 teenagers. One was formula fed (the relief after a truly awful time), one breastfed and then mixed feeding. You wouldn’t know the difference this many years on. Being a parent is wracked with guilt at all stages. Sounds like you are a great mum.

[Dr Catherine Langdon @Polcat]

@ScottDJordy @Nathanwkemp1 Agapanthus is a type of Allium, you are right too!

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Bad news for Liz Truss this morning as village idiot Nadine Dorries and the Hon Member for the 18th Century Jacob Rees-Mogg come out in support for her bid to become the leader of the Conservative Party.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Wanted: New housemate for Westminster based feline. Recently decorated house includes excellent security, lightly used office space and large garden, suitable for hosting parties. Deep clean required.

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

FUCKETY FUCK

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Here we bloody go. Theresa get the Abba music on and the champagne on ice!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“I can no longer, in good conscience, live with this Prime Minister. Either he goes, or I do”

[Dr Catherine Langdon @Polcat]

@HelenMackay_ @BOGS_2022 Ha ha! Glad to be of service!

[Dr Catherine Langdon @Polcat]

@DVLAgovuk repeatedly being timed out when trying to renew my driving licence after only 3 or 4 minutes. What is the problem here? Thank you.

[Dr Catherine Langdon @Polcat]

@hadleyfraser 🤞🥬🐌 oh dear! are the competition lettuces in trouble?!