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[Poolside Pastries @PoolsidePastry]

@LordCognito

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

AI data centers will use up enough clean water for 1.3 billion people by the year 2030 according to a United Nations report.
We CAN live without data centers, we CAN'T live without clean water.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Trump and Elon's DOGE axed a program dedicated to preventing this.

Now, a flesh-eating parasite we eradicated is back and hard-working Americans could pay the price.

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

Jesus. This will keep happening over and over thanks to trump and his DOGE bullshit

[Stephen Merchant @StephenMerchant]

If Jesus ordered the surf n’ turf then wanted to split the bill, I’d consider betraying him too.

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

They will literally ban this in the United States because some dental corporation cries to the government that it will lose money.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Bryce Mitchell on Trump's White House UFC fight:

Our government is desecrating its role in society by entertaining sports. Our government is to protect and serve the people. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.

[Seinfeldism @Seinfeldism1]

He's the loser. She's the victor. To the victor belong the spoils. / S05E06 The Lip Reader #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Of all the Fun Facts I've ever shared here, this one is the funnest.

Because it's TRUE. 😆

[Greta Berlin @Truegreta]

I stood at this pool, at both monuments and saw both reflections…
He’s a God damn idiot, as are the fools that support him. The “Reflection Pool” wasn’t designed by American architect Henry Bacon a hundred years ago to look like a swimming pool. It’s designed to have a darkened characteristics that has reflective qualities to reflect the monuments.
That way, the Washington Monument is reflective to you when at the Lincoln Memorial, and when at the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial is reflective to you.
It’s designed to enhance the grandeur of monuments, create an illusion of reflection, and inclusion of expansive space of unity.
He’s a tacky vulgar person that vulgarizes everything he touches. America isn’t becoming great, it’s becoming vulgar.

Credit - Mathew Reed

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Ashley St. Clair on MAGA: “Your entire sense of self is MAGA and dicksucking Trump. They’re hyper fixating on non-issues here. You’re not unsafe and can’t afford groceries because of trans people and immigrants. It’s because your president and the capitalist class is fucking you”

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

A man of God

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Scott Pelley issues new statement after being fired by CBS for opposing their pro-MAGA bias:

“New management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them.

Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done.

Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.”

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

When I called out Trump years ago for being a danger to democracy, a free press, and truth itself, I was accused of making myself the story and showboating. How did things turn out? Trump is all of those things. Tonight, the free press is very much in danger in America. Wake up!

[Dismayed Idaho Agoraphobe @IdahoSpud2025]

@YourAnonCentral @OmaCatznKidz Corrupt Mexican politicians are good but they're amateurs compared to Glorious Leader step aside let a patriotic American show how to do corruption right.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

.@ossoff: “He’s trying to put his face on the money. He's building a monument to himself . But see, Atlanta, he's doing these things now because no one will honor him when he’s gone… because he's a failed president and a national disgrace”

Couldn’t have said it better ourselves.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Coincidentally, Trump's physical examination lacks details of the results of tests to assess his cardiovascular health... the area of most concern and speculation around his health by everyone.

Why are they hiding information from you? https://t.co/JqR6A0XsWu

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Andrew Tate did it. He finally came out as gay.
Happy Pride Month. 🏳️‍🌈

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Taxpayers realizing they will pay $300 billion to reconstruct Iran after paying $70 billion to destroy it

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

@WhiteHouse Fixed it for you.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#Anonymous