Jim

Wish I was a cowboy
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Formerly: studied math/physics, fought wildfires
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Currently: ops research

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

A thread on annual Jim's Best Of lists

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

New running pics

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

@pleometric Here's a nice tutorial for this piece for those interested:
https://t.co/IfF1x2kj51

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

Imagine saying this as an undergrad to your advisor lmao

[James Miller @JimDMiller]

So this means you expect every author to check every citation and make sure that every citation is real and accurate? What if it's beyond the ability of one of the authors to verify one of the citations because that citation is in a language he doesn't know or concerns technical material he doesn't understand but another author on the paper does?

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

You know something's up when your poop smells different

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

You're either a Cowboy or you're a Creep

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

@davipinheiroart Wow, I never made that connection.

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

Just heard an elder coworker state that he bought a house right after college

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

Twitter is showing me AI-slop advertisements from accounts that I have already blocked, and doesn't show that it's an advertisement.

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

@wh0ref4iry You never watched O Brother, Where Art Thou

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

My late cat Adonis

https://t.co/mzSnQM8vw9

[Nicole @n_e_rd]

When I named my cat after a Greek god I didn’t expect almost everyone to assume I named him after a damn ass purse company and frequently try to correct the pronunciation when I say my own cat’s name.

“Do you mean air-mez?”

No, I mean HERMES. God of messages and trickery!

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

Omega thanks to my Spanish grandfather for keeping a full head of hair to cancel out my baldish German grandfather

[Pubity @pubity]

Spain is the baldest country in the world, with over 44% of the male population having male pattern baldness according to a recent survey.

Here are the top 10 countries with the highest population of men suffering from baldness:

1. 🇪🇸 Spain: 44.50%
2. 🇮🇹 Italy: 44.37%
3. 🇫🇷 France: 44.25%
4. 🇺🇸 United States: 42.68%
5. 🇩🇪 Germany: 41.51%
6. 🇭🇷 Croatia: 41.32%
7. 🇨🇦 Canada: 40.94%
8. 🇨🇿 Czech Republic: 40.90%
9. 🇦🇺 Australia: 40.80%
10. 🇳🇴 Norway: 40.75%

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

People in the comments are talking about PPE, which is good, but that face cut is completely outrageous. There is no need to make it that complicated. He could have had the tree on the ground in a few seconds but spends a minute on an art project. Waste of energy for a prof.

[The Brain Box2.0 @_Brainboxx]

Why you should always call a professional

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

@webdevMason I bet it's like being able to smell when people are sick, or as I call it, the 'sick smell.'

When I tell people about it, some know what I'm talking about and others dont. I think the one's that don't just haven't made the connection between scent signal and interpretation.

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

@webdevMason I can induce the rumble without needing to yawn, just flex that muscle in there.

I think that screenshot calling this rare is just people not realizing they can.

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

Pikachu used to be fat, but Bulbasaur used to be blue. Dabodee dabodie.

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

Getting a new blender has been the highlight of my week

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

@sixerscausepain @Predamame That's why I wrote that. But if you were a state champ in high school, I think you could say you ran an "impressive" time.

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

@sixerscausepain @Predamame You'd be a strong contender for state champion for high school males with a 1:54 800m time.

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💪🚀🌕 godspeed, Artemis II

[Jim @PoopOnCanvas]

Doing reps while watching the Artemis II livestream