Derek C. of Earth-23

Senior Designer at Naughty Dog, working on Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet, before that Uncharted 4, Uncharted Lost Legacy, The Last of Us Part II

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@EmmaUber7 @CityCast_DC Reflection wasn't the concern. How quickly it turns green is the question. Darker floor absorbs more sunlight and generates more heat, light and heat in an unchlorinated/unfiltered body of water is perfect for algae blooms.

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@Pirat_Nation I wonder what the unsubsidized token burn will be on something that's constantly running 24/7.

[💙🌘❄️ @StellaNoxEclair]

Video game grifters now have to confront their biggest challenge to date, trying to pretend Deborah Ann Woll isn't hot

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

Karl Urban calling in to the studio "Oy! For a bit of a laugh, make Jack do his bloody lines in a box and stick the photos online, yeah?"

[Ethan @Ethan1097]

crying laughing

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@realradec Calling it now, Excalibur will be played by Karl Urban

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@mmpadellan Because compared to Becerra Steyer is the more progressive candidate. No one *wants* to vote for the billionaire, but Becerra will pull a Fetterman as soon as he's sworn in. Dems put up sh*tty candidates, all you get are sh*tty choices.

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@sm_osment [One Week Later]: To all faculty and students, please stop using Anthropic AI tools. Please, please stop. The token usage has completely bankrupted us, we're broke.

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@Microinteracti1 Wait'll he finds out about notorious bird apex predator: windows.

[Pablo Fredrikson @PeladoNerd]

https://t.co/zfFpPnJbdr

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@RobertSecundus "Cover your ears for me sweetheart [cocks guns]."

"Why?"

"Because Mommy has to say a lot of bad words."

Already feels a lot more "You're Next" and "The Guest" than "Godzilla." butt in seat opening day.

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@GlobalBoxOffice It's a kids movie based on a cartoon and toy line that only men in their 50s remember. Not much of a mystery why it isn't finding an audience.

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@mrkhndy "A Las Vegas casino magnate determined to find a new avenue for wagering sets up a race for money."

hahahaha! if dude only knew in a couple short decades people could legally bet on whether a pitcher would shoot a snot rocket before a throw. And parlay on which nostril.

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

Obligatory liminal space encountered upon exiting the Backrooms

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

I'm sitting in a sold out matinee for Backrooms at the published start time and I'm the only soul here. Advertisers are getting fleeced if they think there are eyeballs watching these ads.

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@DarioCpx Disposable camera: $10
Developing 24 exposures: $35

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@MikeyGrabBags No harm in going out and touching it real quick.

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@AltSamCat Trump height: 75 inches (6'2")
Xi Jinping height: 70 inches (5'10")

Hmm.

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@vaccaro3d @DarkHorseDirect Dammit man. I did not need to know this thing existed, and is in stock, and has next-day shipping.

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

@Acyn Funny coming from a guy with the masculinity of a manicured thumb.

[Derek C. of Earth-23 @PopRelics]

god I love Seattle

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This guy painting Zuck's boat on fire is peak modern art.