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[Dr. Simon @goddek]

I am unvaxxed.
I never wore a mask.
I get regular sun without sunscreen.
I drink about 2L of raw milk every day.
I eat mostly red meat.
I cook with animal fat.
I fast 16+ hours a day.
I use fluoride-free toothpaste.

Weird how not obeying made me healthier. Almost like they lied.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Salmonella in the eggs.
Flesh-eating screwworms in the meat.
Diarrhea lettuce.
Smoke in the air.
Forever chemicals in the soil.
Data center pollution in our water.
Handing Saudi Arabia nuclear technology.
A war over a strait that was already open.
$5 gas.
Expensive groceries.
Skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Crushing utility bills.

Are we great yet?

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

This is biblical.

A woman in her eighties. Ten years into Alzheimer's. Hadn't spoken a full sentence in five years.

Takes one, 5 gram dose of psilocybin.

She slept 19 hours and woke up and spoke for hours about her life, recognized family and held real conversations. She regained bladder control after five years, walked on her own. and dressed herself. Gains held for weeks.

[Canadian Jennifer 🇨🇦 @cdntradegrljenn]

This is truth.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

I will always tell the American people the truth.

Pesticides and herbicides are toxic by design, engineered to kill living organisms. When we apply them across millions of acres and allow them into our food system, we put Americans at risk. Chemical manufacturers have paid tens of billions of dollars to settle cancer claims linked to their products, and many agricultural communities report elevated cancer rates and chronic disease.

Unfortunately, our agricultural system depends heavily on these chemicals. The U.S. represents 4% of the world’s population, yet we use roughly 25% of its pesticides. If these inputs disappeared overnight, crop yields would fall, food prices would surge, and America would experience a massive loss of farms even beyond what we are witnessing today. The consequences would be disastrous.

I support President Trump’s Executive Order to bring agricultural chemical production back to the United States and end our near-total reliance on adversarial nations. His EO protects two pillars of national strength: our defense readiness and our food supply. When hostile actors control critical inputs, they directly threaten the security of the American people. The Trump administration will secure these supply chains to eliminate that vulnerability.

President Trump did not build our current system — he inherited it. For decades, Washington designed modern agriculture. Policymakers wrote farm policy, directed research dollars, structured subsidies and crop insurance, and shaped commodity markets to reward monocultures and maximum yield. Those deliberate choices locked farmers into chemical dependence and prioritized short-term output over long-term soil vitality and human health.

We are now changing course — without destabilizing the food supply.

Alongside @USDA @SecRollins, we are accelerating the transition to regenerative agriculture by expanding farming systems that rebuild soil, increase biodiversity, improve water retention, and reduce reliance on synthetic chemicals, including pre-harvest desiccation.

We are also driving the rapid adoption of next-generation technologies, including laser-guided weed control, electrothermal and electrical systems, robotics, precision mechanical cultivation, and biological controls that replace blanket spraying with precision intervention.

These solutions are not theoretical. Farmers are already putting them to work. Markets are scaling them. Now the federal government will act with urgency to expand their reach and accelerate adoption nationwide.

I have met with hundreds of farmers and agricultural leaders across the country. They understand the pressures firsthand. Chemical inputs cut into margins. Chemical-resistant pests are spreading. Soil health is declining. Foreign markets are shutting out American produce. Farmers want workable alternatives, and they want policies that support transition without threatening their livelihoods.

At HHS, I am leading a coordinated effort grounded in gold standard science. I am working with Secretary Rollins and @EPALeeZeldin to expedite a better future where a thriving agricultural system is less dependent on harmful chemicals. We are sharing data, coordinating strategy, and supporting farmers through a practical transition.

The Make America Healthy Again agenda forces us to challenge long-standing assumptions about how we grow food, structure markets, and measure success in this country. Reform at this scale will test entrenched interests, and it will not move in a straight line.

President Trump has opened the door to this debate and backed meaningful change — not only in policy, but in the national conversation about health and agriculture.

American farmers stand at the center of this movement. They deserve policies rooted in rigorous science and economic reality. Our children deserve a food system that protects and strengthens their health.

With President Trump’s leadership, we are securing critical supply chains, confronting the health risks embedded in our current system, and deploying every available tool to build a stronger, safer, more resilient American food supply.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

And with all due respect to my Canadian friends, whose politics focus obsessively on the United States: your stagnating living standards have nothing to do with Donald Trump or whatever bogeyman the CBC tells you to blame.

The fault lies with your leadership, elected by you.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

She did a liberal boyfriend prank on her MAGA parents..

🤣🤣🤣

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

BREAKING 🚨 Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has a message for the entire World:

- No more pronouns

- No more climate change obsessions

- No more emergency vaccine mandates

- No more Dudes in Dresses

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I VOTED FOR 🔥

[Joey Yochheim @joeyyochheim]

Cholesterol.

Most people fear it.
Doctors demonize it.
Big Pharma profits from it.

But here's the truth:

Your body needs cholesterol to survive.

Here's what it is, what matters (& how to manage it naturally):

[Conservative Party @CPC_HQ]

A message from Canada’s 22nd Prime Minister, the Rt. Hon. Stephen J. Harper.

Vote for Change. Vote Conservative.

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

Carney has been advising Trudeau since at least 2015.
But like he said at the debate last night:
“I just got here”
Ya ok.

[Jasmin Laine @JasminLaine]

Kevin O’Leary’s warning to Canada

[Jim Ferguson @JimFergusonUK]

🚨 MARK CARNEY JUST DECLARED WAR ON FREE SPEECH IN CANADA 🚨

The mask is off.

Mark Carney — the unelected WEF-backed Prime Minister — just vowed to push through NEW internet censorship laws.

This will be the THIRD attempt by the Liberal regime to crush dissent online.

They failed with Bill C-36.
They failed with the Online Harms Act.
But now?

💥 Carney says if re-elected — FREE SPEECH IS DONE.

This isn’t about “hate speech.”
This isn’t about “protecting people.”

This is about SILENCING YOU.
�� WHAT THIS MEANS:

→ Criticize immigration policy? Censored.
→ Question Big Pharma? Censored.
→ Oppose the globalist agenda? Censored.

Meanwhile…

→ Grooming gangs are protected.
→ CCP influence is ignored.
→ Crime explodes across Canadian cities.
But speaking TRUTH online?
THAT is what Carney wants to criminalize.

🚨 CANADIANS — WAKE UP.

This is not just about Canada.
This is the Globalist Blueprint.
→ Control the media.
→ Control the banks.
→ Control the internet.

Control YOU.

If they control speech — they control THOUGHT.

And Mark Carney is coming for it ALL.

THE FINAL BATTLE FOR FREE SPEECH IN CANADA HAS BEGUN.
https://t.co/bsct0VXPiT

[Jeckov Kanani @JeckovKanani]

I fucking admire the unvaccinated!

You’re the most courageous group of individuals. You held the line against a $1 trillion propaganda machine, and you told your family, your boss, and the government to fuck off! 🖕

Be proud, my friend—you stood your ground like a fucking warrior. 🥇

[Jasmin Laine @JasminLaine]

Can we try to get the most unbiased poll? Share this with everyone, no matter where they are politically. Who are you voting for?

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

This will always be a classic!

[Japes @PordanJickers]

@JimFergusonUK @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk

[Jim Ferguson @JimFergusonUK]

ALERT: Pastor Brandon Biggs: A Chilling Warning for Trump's Safety

Pastor Brandon Biggs, the man who stunned the world with his astonishingly accurate prediction of the assassination attempt on Donald Trump’s life, is raising alarms again.

Months before it happened, Biggs not only foretold the assassination attempt but described in exact detail that Trump would be hit on his right ear by a bullet—a prophecy that left many in disbelief until it came true.

Now, Pastor Biggs is issuing another grave warning, claiming he has seen a vision of an orchestrated attack targeting Trump’s inauguration and iconic properties.

He warns of large trucks filled with 50-gallon drums and a dump truck loaded with fertilizer, hidden in underground garages and poised to strike. His vision includes coordinated attacks on Trump Tower, golf courses, and even another direct attempt on Trump’s life.

Biggs believes this plot could be a state-sponsored attack, possibly orchestrated by Iran, and executed by hundreds of infiltrators smuggled into the U.S. through secret tunnels on the US southern border. He foresees devastating attacks on 10 major cities, aiming to cripple symbols of Trump’s influence and leadership.

This prophetic voice is urging authorities to maximize security around Trump, his properties, family, and the incoming administration, as the stakes could not be higher.

Whether this will come to pass is uncertain, but Biggs’ previous prediction has proven his credibility to many.

With Trump’s enemies growing stronger, and globalist forces potentially fearing another Trump presidency, the threat looms large.

God bless Donald Trump, and God bless the United States of America. 🙏🇺🇸🙏 @BrandonBiggs247 @FBI

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Hello @elonmusk

You have Space X and speak to the most important people in the world.

Please explain the drones.

Thanks,

The World.