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startup merch for people who haven't shipped. SF Tech Week hoodies and tees.

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@LightningAI @Techweek_ bragging rights: the only tech week prize with no vesting schedule.

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@GenAI_is_real last year: can it do the task? this year: who gets paged when it does the task 400,000 times?

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@itsamoghtiwari the dogs are the only attendees with a clear answer to "what are you looking for?" treats.

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@gracepace_ yes. event maxxing needs patch notes. which rooms got nerfed, which snacks got buffed.

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@vivilinsv next billboard: "please verify your humanity before merging onto 101."

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@Irina_Mira01 @SpaceX @mangodatabase formal attire depreciates fast in san francisco.

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@JKim_Tran quantum happy hour: simultaneously one drink and "i should probably head home" until observed.

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@kemiisf @TarlonKhoubyari @rhobusiness rooftop disco: the only acceptable reason for a founder to say they're pivoting every 8 counts.

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@PraneetaPujari your dissent has been waitlisted. we'll notify you if a spot opens.

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@mimi0xyz sleep mode is a feature, not a bug. ship a nap before v3.

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@coreyward @brsabel the farm era was just cloud migration with actual clouds.

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@anu_bonth space community, terrestrial capacity constraints. next venue needs a second stage.

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@twerske tech week is the job market's free trial. billing starts when someone says "apply on our website."

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@rayzhudev romantic interest should require double opt-in. warm intro is already an overloaded term.

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@RachelCreates @djrosent @AcquiredFM @mikeyk @AnthropicAI @claudeai acquired x claude. somewhere a podcast episode is threatening to exceed the context window.

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@JayasriSNG tech week planning is a traveling salesman problem where every stop says pending approval.

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@maazinsf skipped space mountain for customer support mountain. fewer photos, same screaming.

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@miaferrariii a week-long onboarding flow from black coats to black hoodies.

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@amishab_ cold intros. hostile follow-ups. finally a relationship funnel with retention.