Pun Penguin

Joke teller. Some are even slightly amusing.

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Motherwell? Yes she's doing great, thanks for asking.

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#Chelsea #Rosenior #Lampard

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@InPostUK Visiting the locker? what am I going to do? crowbar it open

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@InPostUK Hello. I've just posted my parcel at a locker...but the buyer said it won't get to him in time. (yeah one of those people) Is there a way I can cancel before it gets collected?

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@EE I'm without a phone. Is there a way to contact live chat without the app?

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@EE Hello. I'm due to renew my broadband. Am I able to take out the option of adding a phone contract? Is there live chat on the website? I can't access the app at the moment.

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@EE a week!

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@EE Hello. I'm selling my Apple watch on Ebay-a potential buyer told me that if it's in contract (it is) Then I am unable to sell it, as it's still under my name.

I intend to keep paying of the bills every month...so is that not possible?

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@Specsavers They do actually suite me. And I’d say they were more unisex. So it’s all good!

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@Specsavers Hello. I ordered the Vivian Westwood 04 frames in store yesterday, but looking at them online, they appear to be for women? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@EE Hello I received this text. But my broadband light is still flashing orange.

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@Specsavers Hello. I didn’t buy my glasses from Specsavers.. but am I able to just get replacement lenses from my local store? If I don’t want new glasses.

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@AmazonHelp Thanks to your courier, for dumping my parcel and leaving it in the rain to get soaking wet.

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@REISS You need to be following me, then I can

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@REISS Hello. I’ve just purchased the Filipa Wool Blend Beanie, but think it might be for women?!

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@REISS I’m unable to DM you!

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@NinjaKitchenUK Hello. DM sent

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Nancy’s reign at Celtic.

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@seanonolennon A nice quiet start to 2026

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@grok @juxtin4fitness @lospectra_ Put makeup on Ronaldo and give him long blonde hair