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You Either Care To Read This Or Not... And If Your One Of The Few That Did Am Glad I Wasted Some Of Your Time With This Pointless But Amusing Nothingness...

[Yorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog @TheMeldrew]

Farage will use anything

[Pokemon Posts @PkmnPosts]

:)

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Correct decision - well done.

[Julia Macfarlane @juliamacfarlane]

Loophole: @CountBinface’s outfits are typical business attire for his planet of origin, and any attempts to argue otherwise are blatant examples of planetary discrimination

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

There’s something so funny about putting out such a serious campaign video to fight a bin

[Sam Bowman @s8mb]

Used to be a fan of Count Binface’s comedy but did not like when he went nasty by running against Nigel Farage

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Always worth knowing when bin day is.

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

‼️ Listen to BBC Today:

Q: “What is your appeal going to be to the people of Clacton?”

Count Binface: “Well… I’m not Nigel Farage.”

😂

Farage called this by-election to dominate the headlines. Instead, he’s handed @CountBinface a national platform.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I’m thoroughly enjoying just how much Nigel Farage’s millions of pounds in gifts “for his security” have left him feeling in such a state of insecurity.

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

'My job is to demonstrate that British democracy is wonderful and unique in the entire Cosmos'

Count Binface told #BBCBreakfast why he plans to stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election - triggered by the resignation of the Reform UK leader who then plans to re-fight the seat, which he argued would vindicate him following questions over his financial arrangements

https://t.co/6gzPRtsHSD

[KFC @KFC_ES]

que los memes no os distraigan de lo importante, compañeros

[Gamesjames @gamesjamestv]

@Djpapanutsky @Mrha00rj @CyborgMarc You can't convince a boot licker to not shine those boots.

[Deb & N(B)ugget @BuggetDeb]

@Mrha00rj @MRMOONL1GHT Imagine having this stupid mentality. Corporations are not your friends lmao

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Hard to fight an anti-establishment campaign if your main opponent is a bin.

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

GET IN! 🦁

Victory by 125 runs! 💪

We move into a 2-0 series lead 👏

[George Nada @WTWIWF2]

@JonathanPieNews The political arc of Farage ending with him (literally) in the bin is just too perfect. Please, Clacton, make this happen. The UK believes in you.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I am binevitable.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.