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[Богдан Твердышев @bogdant06800393]

I came, I saw, I confused.

[Никита Авдулов @NikAvdulov]

"Joween": Dowwy Fudd

[begikas @begikas]

Want to confuse people? Quote from the wrong message!

[Татьяна Скорняковa @3a4em0hbam]

I'd love to, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

[Олег Телятьев @dam1r1806923]

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

[Константин Брынцало @brynca1ov711]

Did you know that if you maintain a cholesterol-free diet, your body

[richard ferreira @charrysferreira]

The man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.

[Ricardo de long @Golf5gti20lt]

I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.

[Рада Марченковa @1973Dimondragon]

Those who like sausage or political policy should not watch either

[Алексей Ивойлов @peshkov41609120]

When all else fails, read the directions.

[Анатолий Иноземцев @tolikin15062684]

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

[Андрей Пентюк @andrey_pentyuk]

I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.

[Рада Мирошниченко @qweston34149421]

"I'w nevew be youw beast of buwden...."!Rolling Fudds

[Елена Саульская @xcodyx5]

train.

[Виктор Журичев @viktor07092]

Not all the kookies are in the jar.

[Алексей Фигурнов @everornever3]

Monotony is the law of Nature. Observe the monotonous manner in which

[Karen @igettingrich]

Our architect's plans for plant renovation begin with a precision air

[Вероника Флоридовa @AMovus020692]

The last time doctors went on strike, the death rate dropped thirty

[Dohyung Kim @ridetwoship]

policy.

[Kurfis Richárd @Rickirikk]

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.