Stacy

Server & occasional mediocre bartender. I run far a lot. Marathoner. My life is dope & I do dope shit. Love hard, run harder.

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

Moving your puking pet from the rug to the wood floor is the adult equivalent of holding back your friend’s hair in the dorm bathroom.

[Natasha Borromeo Reals @SaucyTashy]

Y’all better tip these restaurants well after begging for them to be open

[Angie Davis ❤️’s Peen @AngieDavisHaha]

We all know how it turned out for the last racist dictator to retreat to a bunker.

[whatever ✨forever @sheswinning365]

So we’re all in agreement that none of us are going outside when they reopen, right?

[Kara Goucher @karagoucher]

Who babysits his kids when he’s out, his wife? Does he feel guilty taking so much “me time” for himself? Will he stop when he gets his pre-baby body back? How does his family feel about this selfish act? How does he run and finish house chores, shopping, cooking, and cleaning?

[Stressed Server @stressed_server]

As soon as you cut the floor.....

#serverlife #serverprobs

[Stacy @RacePaceStace]

@MelissaKahn7 Manners first. Always. As a server, if I greet you and all I get is “Diet Coke”, guess what kind of service you are getting. The kind you asked for.

[Stacy @RacePaceStace]

@dkn33c Overwhelmed.

[Stephanie Bruce @Steph_Rothstein]

“Fortune favours the bold”. Except in the marathon.

[Stephanie Bruce @Steph_Rothstein]

Leg height has no correlation with how well you run.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Look what happened the last time you didn’t vote.

[thisGringo @smbeckley]

I will die having never eaten a McRib.

[Stacy @RacePaceStace]

I am absolutely positive people leave their damn brains in the parking lot before they enter my restaurant. Side effects: helplessness, stupidity, indecisiveness, and illiteracy. Oh and ya know simple manners. Please and thank you will go a long ways. #serverlife

[Server_Life @TipOrGoHome]

When you’re not yet caught up and see another rush coming in

[Stacy @RacePaceStace]

I served one of our semi-regulars today & when I brought his food he touches my arm and asks me,
“Stacy, is there anything I can pray about for you?”
“My liver”. #serverlife

[Stacy @RacePaceStace]

@MarkHartwell Ugh I know. I just finished a book I should not have read also. You are right about the fear, I’m letting it. Need to shake this bullshit off.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?? That's how they get you