Rachel Skud

If my wife’s twitter led you here, I’m sorry in advance. Austin, Tx

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

You ever try and rip out a mole hair but you don’t get a tight enough hold of it and it ends up just curling up like a ribbon against scissors. Reminds me of Christmas every. damn. time 😌

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

@CapMetroATX unable to buy a ticket online, app or at machine (out of order). Are you guys still allowing passengers to ride even though all systems down?

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

I spent all morning making this video to show @Harry_Styles has big egg shaker energy and we love to see it.

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

@skiloochee I don’t know what to believe anymore

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

@CNNplus How does one delightful gal and a couple of her hottest, funniest and most personable colleagues get an invite to your SXSW opening party? It’s gonna be a rainy night, but with us, you will have the party goers you are looking for 💃🏻

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

@Lilprincessmama Who is clayton, Katy?

[The Dirty Team @partywithdirty]

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1) RT this

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[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

@TraceWall So true!

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

@TraceWall So true!

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

@TraceWall So true!

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

@TraceWall So true

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

@BobbyDurben I would have liked this if you had even for a second noticed my wordle tweet a few days ago.

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

Wordle 226 2/6

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Everyone look how extremely talented and smart I am.

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

YO DIS LOUNGEWEAR HAVE BETTER KNEE PROTECTION THAN MY ACTIVEWEAR WHATS UP WITH THAT

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

Ball drop…more like ball drip am I right (gen z I hope you get this!!!)

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

It’s crazy as a chef how my fingers can literally smell like onions all day and I only touched my vagina once.

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

Hey @Starbucks there was a time where you served alcohol from your Austin, TX stores years ago. My wife and I had the best mulled wine ever. Please bring this back again and make our sex lives exciting once more.

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

I’m looking to speak with anyone who is part of the fake spills fetish population. If you know anyone please send them my way, I just have a few questions. Thank you.

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

@TraceWall What is Web3!!?!

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

To this day, whenever I see or hear the word thesaurus I immediately think of a dinosaur. Any recommendations on how I can become less stupid?

[Rachel Skud @RachelMSkud]

I may be reading into this wrong, but I can’t believe Shaq is gay!! ���🤗