Raoul Duke

Queef Enthusiast & Fart Aficionado for hire

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

Planet for one, please... Something near a window would be nice.

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

Current view.
I wake, therefore I bake.

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

You say 2020... I say the whole 21st century so far, can eat all the dicks.

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

In this wretched year of heinous fuckery most foul... probably the most radical, punk rock thing you can do is to be a sincere optimist.

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

Shit. Should’ve sold my soul when I had the chance.

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

@Ffs_OMG DJ 3 to 4 inches expected.

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

@burnthewitchiii Agree.

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

I’ll try... but I can’t make any promises.

[Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure]

Sometimes, people are morons.

Those people are me.

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

An honorable mention to this little baddass. 🙌🏻

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

2019 is now the year of the Starks... Tony and Arya. 🙌🏻Someone please go and correct all of the Chinese Calendars.

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

@nappydolemite

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

@nappydolemite “Give me some of your tots!”

[Betty Botticelli @Faungirl123]

Steady filling the void with fruit roll-ups and weed

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

Ever get high and find something that you wrote a while back, that you forgot about because you were also high when you wrote it... And then, it’s actually pretty good...? This was that for me.
#AgentKanye

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

Brain droppings #AgentKanye https://t.co/MVswQJLAv0

[fírє вurns @h2_eh]

I require copious amounts of isolation.

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

@The_Hog80 @sameelouwho @antilight9 @nethernote @its_me_your_mom @Joshhut51773157 @Writepop @th3r2da @jsportdawg @Roadstyle1 @youmakeamelaugh @stacywawa1 @bonesher @sociopathicshit @letstrytomorrow @KB1GKN @anniemalistics @NotebookLesbian This is some weird fuckery. Still, it’s the most notifications my account has gotten in a while... so... 🤷‍♂️

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

@77StephanieG77 I too shall be a Fartergeist, with a haunted butthole.

[❤Hello Stephanie❤ @77StephanieG77]

You should have known me back when I was me.

[Raoul Duke @Raoul_Duke_71]

@michikoconuts I have SO MANY questions about women’s eyebrows... no wait, sorry... I have one question about women’s eyebrows... actually, it’s more of a perplexed sort of uneasy distrust, than a question. Nevermind.

[❤️‍🔥Sardonic Tart❤️‍🔥 @SardonicTart]

I don't remember what I wanted to be when I grew up but I'm pretty sure it wasn't this.