The Contemplative Caveman

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@ShamsCharania Since my sucker punch was caught on video and the organization can’t spin it for me, I’ve decided to take some time off to hopefully heal the damage to my brand.

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@billyeichner I think I’ll wait til Blockbuster has it

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@billyeichner Where was the theater chain located? Can you tell us the state? Region? Hemisphere?

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@BarackObama @CarterCenter I agree one of the finest post presidency’s in history. All you do however, is case loot Barack.

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@GeorgeTakei Mr Sulu! Lie factor 7! Push it for all she’s got!

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@american2084 Not with 47 guns to my head

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@martyrmade I was worried she was gonna eat the flute

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@SawyerHackett The Turtle Center

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@CelebJeopardy @missmayim Pushing this kind of hard aren’t you

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@CelebJeopardy I’ll take narcissist socialists for $200.

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@damian_mcgenity @realtybird @POTUS They used to kid you because your an idiot

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@RepPressley Baldy

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@RepPressley I’ll tell you what is true, your a horrible human being

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@pattonoswalt @GovRonDeSantis Real stretch there patton

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@sambrodey Hey Kaine! Go suck on your harmonica

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@NewsSportsINC Part of the huge price America is paying for giving Jeff Bezos billions. Empty stores unemployment drivers pissing in milk jugs now sports fans get their taste of the future.

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@POTUS And we won’t have any choice

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@JonathanTurley @DougJBalloon Stage looked like the inside of a Hawaiian Punch bottle

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@bennyjohnson I heard boo urns.

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@pattonoswalt I wish leaked video existed of you being talented