Ray Delauney

Tally Ho!

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@GWRHelp hi there! Really pleased to see you guys are doing well. Fabulous profits according your last financial statements. Question, though; if my train from Chippenham to London today is 65 mins late and I’ll be standing all the way, what’s my compensation going to be? Thanks

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@amazonmusic trying to cancel Amazon Music for an elderly relative. I’m assuming there’s an unpleasant reason you make it so complicated? Got as far as Music Settings and Account Settings and greeted with this. What next?

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@GrubsBoots hi. Do you have any stockists in London? Thanks.

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@HeyGMKenny Honestly, I think that’s phenomenally good. And I imagine that viewed by eye and without the lens of the uploaded camera image it would look even more striking. I occasionally daydream about a Guard regiment of Drookian Fenguard and if I could do what you have done, I would.

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@HMRCgovuk hi - I'm being chased for a self-assessment when I don't need to submit one (I'm not self-employed.) How do I confirm this? Been on hold for well over an hour today and no luck. Can't find anywhere on the website to tell you. What can I do?

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@YodelOnline god why are you so awful? My last two attempts to return a parcel, I’ve been to four places on your Store Locator to find not one that can take my return. Either the tech doesn’t work or they’re no longer Yodel stores. So what? I guess this is my parcel forever now?

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@DeerShed hi there! No day tickets? Couldn’t see any on the site. Thanks!

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@sianberry @CarolineLucas @TrudyKockenlock

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@RoyalMailHelp been trying to reach someone for literally days. Your chat function has failed to ever find an agent. According to your tracker, my package is still due to be delivered in the 8th. That’s five days ago. No help anywhere, just a circular loop back to the tracker.

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@eddrobinson @EBallroomCamden Band are on at 9, support at 8

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@VincentAbnett My opinion matters little, I’m sure but I just finished The End And The Death and thought it was very fine indeed. You must have been exhausted and I hope you can take a breath now. Cheers.

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@SHeroQueer Is it El Presidents by Drugstore and Thom Yorke?

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@ray_ban trying to find a pair of Justin sunglasses in a bigger size. Do you still do larger frames ones?

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

The Aussie pride that comes when you learn that even at the height of her fame, Margot Robbie keeps the tradition of lying to Americans alive

[Ploughmans CC @PloughmansCC]

It is with sadness that today we will gather to remember the life of Patrick Gledhill, the finest gentleman anyone could ever wish to meet.

Rest in peace, Padre, we miss you so very much.

“To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die”

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@OVOEnergy I have been telling you for over a year that I AM NOT AN OVO CUSTOMER. My messages go ignored and now I have this. You absolute crooks. If I were an elderly or vulnerable person this harassment could have dreadful consequences. I am with @BritishGasHelp not Ovo.

[Ray Delauney @Ray_Delauney]

@amandadeibert @HJMoo @TrudyKockenlock this thread is worth revisiting

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@SoVeryBritish @TrudyKockenlock @HJMoo

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@Yoda4ever @HJMoo

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@bbcnewcastle @HJMoo