Matt Hensen

Citation needed.
He/him

[Matt Hensen @Raymat11]

@_radsy To be fair most creatures shit themselves their entire lives. Our mistake was catching it in pants to carry around

[Matt Hensen @Raymat11]

@SortaBad It's like one of those prisons where they don't care if you eat eachother while you're in there, as long as you listen to the guards

[Matt Hensen @Raymat11]

@PhilJamesson Already looking forward to the graphs analyzing these replies

[Matt Hensen @Raymat11]

@BadProbably Flumphs. Those adorable jellyfish deserve to rule that place

[Matt Hensen @Raymat11]

@4head4days @4head4days I love these so much. They're like the Nigerian princes of advertising. So dumb, and I can't understand how people keep throwing money at it

[Matt Hensen @Raymat11]

Incidentally, "Clunky Fleet Bar" sounds like an interesting candy bar. Y'all can have that name for free if you let me get rid if the virtual one

@Twitter @TwitterSupport #Fleets

[Matt Hensen @Raymat11]

Look @Twitter, if you want to be more like instagram and snapchat, that's fine. But please just let me hide that clunky fleet bar. I'm just trying to look at the thing you're named after. The tweets. Remember those?

@TwitterSupport

[Matt Hensen @Raymat11]

@sleepingrock @GremlinHunter1 @milkncooks @FINALLEVEL Pretty sure, yeah. Other than that being the case pretty much everywhere, here's data from the 2019 census:
https://t.co/7mWMVvKEUX

[Matt Hensen @Raymat11]

@sleepingrock @GremlinHunter1 @milkncooks @FINALLEVEL No, but the people 0-18 years old don't make up half of the population

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

IS TWITTER FUN AGAIN?!

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

1/ ALRIGHT Y'ALL. ELECTION FRAUD DEBUNKING MEGA THREAD. I’m following claims of fraud and looking into them. I think I’ve solved most now. Nothing is holding up under any scrutiny so far so I’m making a thread to track in one place. Please RT! #ElectionResults2020 #Election2020

[Dr Tansy Rayner Roberts @tansyrr]

I know it feels deeply unreal and bizarre that people are wandering around blithely denying we’re in a pandemic, but… humans do this. I just, for example, started casually researching green dye for a murder mystery I’m writing...

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Let's make it the Athenian Agora and we get to ostracise someone from twitter every 6 months

[Matt Hensen @Raymat11]

@jacksfilms Called it

[Matt Hensen @Raymat11]

Bad news for the thirsty bard of the party

[Rads @_radsy]

You (uneducated, crass): people are so full of themselves

Me (beautiful, witty, intelligent, infallible, humble, generous, breathtaking, pe

[Alex Smith @alsmiffy]

People who think that German is a harsh and inelegant language are so bigoted and outdated. They clearly haven’t heard much Dutch.

[Matt Hensen @Raymat11]

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own.

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own.

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR.

[Finn M-K @TheFinnMK]

yee but it's an entire choir